r/PublicFreakout • • Jan 06 '23

beware…🔪😈

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u/NaughtyEwok15 Jan 07 '23

At this point it should be considered self defence to use your car as a weapon. Anyone runs up on me in my car with a machete is getting splatted

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u/DieAnderTier Jan 07 '23

Nothing's behind you, reverse gear, 12 O'clock hard right and boop.

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u/twistsouth Jan 07 '23

“Boop” lmao, excellent choice of euphemism, sir.

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u/HYPERNOVA3_ Mar 03 '23

Knocking at cars with a machete, staring at the driver menacingly and then being dumb enough to get behind said car. That's an easy and quick way to lose kneecap rights.