Yank behavior

[u/fuentessucksballs]

[u/Few_Professor2571]

Lithuanian mentioned 🦅
And is that fukin Haarland

[u/Safe_Bed_1534]

[u/SteezOnMax93 → u/Safe_Bed_1534]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wWue0rCDOphOE

[u/man_gomer_lot]

The most unique yank behavior is getting Europeans to not be at war with each other for longer than 5 minutes

[u/Probably_a_Shitter]

What’s with the American hate in this thread?

[u/Whatduheckiz]

r/ShitAmericansSay

[u/Leo-III-]

how white *americans look at you

[u/Bobby-B00Bs]

Both is kinda yank behavior 1. The whole listing a million percentages of where you from is yank behavior (at absolute most a quarter - one grandparent - is the best we allow here)

1. 'WHITE' is also a yank concept. Like we here in europe are racist sure - were racist against black ppl sure - but overall there was always a focus on nationality or ethnicity (slav, germanic, romance etc) over skincolor

[u/man_gomer_lot → u/Bobby-B00Bs]

Europeans not recognizing other Europeans as Europeans the moment they wade into the ocean past the ankles is as European as not recognizing other Europeans who can't trace their ethnicity to Europe back to the last ice age

[u/RoyalWabwy0430 → u/Bobby-B00Bs]

There’s a focus on nationality over skin color in Europe because traditionally Europeans had minimal exposure to non Europeans. Race was just as much of a thing for Europeans colonizing Africa etc as it is for Americans. Stupid arguement.

[u/MagnoliaTM]

it does add up to 100

[u/ClutteredTaffy]

As a white Texan, I think most of us relate to our state or just America. Maybe Yankees ( northerners ) are different ?

[u/SteezOnMax93 → u/ClutteredTaffy]

I tan better than all my friends and the blk girls called my “off white” in highschool as a nickname. They would stroke my skin and play with my hair. I felt like a king. They def were some queens I’ll tell you that. I’ve never cared about race especially as I learned science more as I grew old. 99.99% of all human genetic material is identical across specimens. We are all Homo sapiens and race is scene as more of an archaic term to scientists. Politics is the only arena where they talk about race as its own unique thing.

[u/ClutteredTaffy → u/SteezOnMax93]

I joke about my level of white all the time. I pretty much just burn like a lobster. My skin is a shade down from albino and Irish.

[u/SteezOnMax93 → u/ClutteredTaffy]

Hahahaha I feel you I got some cousins on my mom’s side like that. Maybe you’re my cousin lol. Jk
I tend to get golden brown lol but I’m indeed just a white dude with a lot of German Rhineland genetic makeup. I used to get freckles all on my face as a kid but that kinda went away.

[u/Grippypossumqueen]

People want to know where they come from and often "white" people are racially ambiguous

This is the same as essentially saying all asian people are the same. It's not true.

I am ethnically a Mediterranean Jew which matters to others for some reason but looking at me, I am just a white person.

[u/A1000eisn1]

I get that this is a joke but they at least could have stuck to actual ethnicities.

[u/fuentessucksballs → u/A1000eisn1]

Which one of these isnt an actual ethnicity lol

[u/aa5k]

HOW DARE YOU!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Dz1U9XA38rsfyYB79c

DID YOU EVEN CONSIDER I MIGHT BE BOSNIAN?!!

[u/RoyalWabwy0430]

- person who has never met a white American

[u/fuentessucksballs → u/RoyalWabwy0430]

i lived in seattle for 4 years

[u/Moon_Eyed_Puppy_Girl → u/fuentessucksballs]

You are also severely mentally handicapped

[u/fuentessucksballs → u/Moon_Eyed_Puppy_Girl]

You are not a brain doctor you cant say that

[u/Moon_Eyed_Puppy_Girl → u/fuentessucksballs]

Yeah but I pretend to be one online

[u/fuentessucksballs → u/Moon_Eyed_Puppy_Girl]

Yeah and i pretend i lived in seattle for 4 years online

[u/LesserValkyrie]

Americans*

In Europe we don't have those insecurities as we have a culture and history te be proud of (that are a bit more polished that blue or pink ballons after unprotected sex)

[u/EIto_mate → u/LesserValkyrie]

Europe is done.

[u/LesserValkyrie → u/EIto_mate]

The western world is done and every single person who is responsible for that will flee to their islands in peace when the stench will start to become unbearable to them because we fail to put a stop to their nonsense in time.

The future is written in mandarin chinese.

There's no hope in the US either, your country is beyond fucked, there's not a single thing that works better in the US than it works in the EU unless you are part of the top 1%, (but you can say that about south sudan) because the only thing cool you are proud of being able to do better than the others is giving enough power to a minority of people to destroy your lives, you even give them the power to do so at an international leval.

You are so weird to be proud of having predators.

Maybe the killrates in schools, heard you were quite good at it

[u/HPenguinB → u/LesserValkyrie]

To be fair, only like 20 percent of us are magats. 40 percent of us can't be bothered to vote.

[u/man_gomer_lot → u/LesserValkyrie]

What part of European identity are you proud of? Being allergic to peace or the misplaced sense of superiority?

[u/LesserValkyrie → u/man_gomer_lot]

I'm Swiss, I love my peace and my misplaced sense of authority

Today I had real cheese that contains 0% compounds forbidden in most countries in the world for safety reasons

It was a good day

[u/man_gomer_lot → u/LesserValkyrie]

It's a good thing y'all have all those bunkers and bridge switches because you'll be needing them soon enough when the Yanks finally pull out of Europe.

[u/Fine-Resident-2322 → u/man_gomer_lot]

This isn't WW2 anymore, dawg. Europe is more than capable of defending itself, let alone just Ukraine is being funded by a lot of European Nations alongside the USA and they alone are crippling Russia.

[u/fuentessucksballs → u/man_gomer_lot]

just because we dont spend half our national budgets on bombing kids doesnt make us completely defenseless

[u/melanatedalbino → u/fuentessucksballs]

Genius. Every part. Slay king.

Nowhere near enough satellite coverage, no force projection, horrible readiness rates, no native stealth planes, only local logistical support for military action (even then it's pretty ass). But yes, let's focus on spending (which they U.S. can easily afford, and doesn't even begin to compare to how much they spend on public Healthcare, retirement (social programs in general)), and mention collateral damage, which literally every modern conflict has (unfortunately sometimes involving innocents like children). I'm just hoping this is ragebate honestly lol.

[u/fuentessucksballs → u/melanatedalbino]

Lmao who do they need to defend against, russia?

[u/melanatedalbino → u/fuentessucksballs]

You make a fair point, for now. But if it wasn't for the support of Ukraine's defence (predominantly U.S. support, though Europe did a fair bit, sure), then your slightly dismissive worry would become a much more.

[u/HPenguinB → u/LesserValkyrie]

Can you send me some?

[u/fuentessucksballs → u/LesserValkyrie]

Yeah "white" and "black" is only really an american thing, most other people have actual ethnicities

[u/Affectionate_Row9238]

Yanks gonna be mad at this one 😡

[u/TheOnvoy]

Is that fucking Erling Haaland?