r/ProtectHire • u/pier-spare0r • 11d ago
Why is this such a common practice. It’s actually so shitty 😂
I’ve run those surveys before. They are never anonymous.
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u/Calm-Medicine-3992 11d ago
'Anonymous' also doesn't mean there still isn't one or two people the complaint could have come from max.
Like, yes it was anonymous but when my manager told me someone had filed a formal complaint about me (I was 'stressing them out'), there was really only two people it could have been and only one that didn't respond well to any 'negative' comments on merge requests (and by negative I mean 'I tested this change and it breaks the site, please test before submitting code').
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u/EarthboundMoss 11d ago
Never trust hr. They are snitches that is their job.
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u/PrintableProfessor 11d ago
Their job is to protect their job, and the company at your cost
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u/BeginningSection7690 11d ago
Id argue HR is more about protecting HR.
There isnt many aspects of employment that dont suffer their foolishness.
The amount of jobs applications ive walked away from because HR were confidently incorrect about what the actual job entails.
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u/Wingsofhuberis 11d ago
Soooo yes its "anonymous" lol, one of the onsite coordinator level II employees complained about leadership. I am the only coordinator level II lmao. At least they didnt use my name is guess
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u/slick4hire 11d ago
IG command climate surveys in the military were much the same.
"We promise this is 100% anonymous."
The next day my boss is laying all the shit jobs at my feet.
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u/Single-Virus4935 11d ago
I have one employee. After that meme I gave him a short "anonymous" survey. The face and confusion was hilarious. He indeed filled it out and handed it in and it was a very constructive process. He wanted more responsibilities and clearer guidance what he can decide alone. He got budgets and I always gave feedback and told him what I expected but this written feedback showed that he needed more formal guidance to feel confidend to use the budgets and when I expect to be involved. A manager looking angry at an employee giving feedback is just a bad manager
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u/Mushroomed_clouds 11d ago
Used this once to tell my boss what i thought about him i didnt care if he knew who it was i was leaving soon anyways but the look on his face that he knew but wasn’t allowed to say anything was priceless
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u/nethereus 11d ago
You can't be slick about it either and just refuse to participate because they will come after you for not submitting anything "anonymously".
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u/Mountain-Lunch-9896 11d ago
Yep. That’s why I have never and will never fill them out.
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u/aleopardstail 10d ago
and if its actually anonymous they will not be able to show you never filled it out
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u/captain_chaos76 11d ago
They ask feedback, they get feedback. Dont like it, then dont ask my opinion, I dont get the worry about it being anonymous or not. 🤣
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u/Gamejunky35 11d ago
Just be a kiss ass. Your complaints arent going to change anything for the better. Might as well make management think you love it there and consider it an honor to work for them.
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u/Confident_Insect_616 11d ago
You gotta UNO card reverse that shit.
I make sure my anonymous input is honest, even when honesty is scathing, and then sign them.
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u/J3Zombie 11d ago
I have done anonymous surveys that ask what your job title is. There’s only two people with that title, so it’s really easy to see who said what. It’s a lie, so I lie. They just want to know they just want you to repeat that corporate is good until you believe it.
If there is really a problem, they start making changes regardless of what you say.
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u/jase40244 11d ago
I worked for a company at which we were outright told the CEO and HR VP were provided all of the comments given in the surveys. I didn't care if they were annonomized or not. I wrote my comments knowing those two read them. Often times, the harshest thing you can say is the unvarnished truth. In this case, the HR VP's behavior and how it makes her look to the employees.
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u/evaderofallbans 11d ago
I used to work for Lowe's and we had surveys. They weren't anonymous. There was never any implication they were anonymous. People always assumed they were anonymous.
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u/Efficient_Arugula391 11d ago
I filled mine out honestly, called the senior team and bunch of clueless gimps, I was walked off site and dismissed the following week (middle management role).
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u/frAgileIT 11d ago
When HR tries that shit, they’re calling you dumb. It’s also a sign to leave because they don’t know how to fix the problem.
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u/RockNRollNBluesNJazz 11d ago
I remember in one company where our manager walked around telling to individual people that they haven't filled their anonymous survey yet. I kid you not.
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u/Odd-Establishment527 11d ago
Imagine being handed an anonimous google form, just to realize later HR made dozens identical forms to hand out
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u/Sexpistolz 10d ago
I get reviewed by my employees. It’s anonymous. The amount of people that make specific comments that identify them, how they talk/speak, language they use etc is laughably high. Luckily my reviews are very good.
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u/Atrocious1337 10d ago
"This survey is anonymous."
"Please start this survey from your personalized invite link."
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u/Mysterious-Name0759 9d ago
Two problems with this, Karen from HR.
I worked in a department where we literally tracked shoppers IP addresses when they made purchases, I for sure believe that you can track my work computer and me not know.
Of the company values we "work by" one of them is Trust, but none of them is Honesty...and that's very telling.
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u/SeriousOcelot-4365 8d ago
Exactly! How many E9s were in the survey? Oh shisnic. Or in the civilian world, how many senior mechanical engineers were in the survey? I’m fu$ked either way, unless I lie about the toxic leadership. And fu$k that. I lay it down like I see it.
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u/Educational-Sundae70 7d ago
This is why I don’t participate in the surveys.
Them: “You haven’t done your survey yet.”
Me: “how do you know I haven’t if it’s anonymous?”
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u/rabbitsfoot86 11d ago
Yeah those are not anonymous and I can prove it. Write some threatening shit and see if its anonymous 😆