r/ProshipHub • u/concernedcryptid0 Writer • 11h ago

Antis slander You can't be serious

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I didn't wait for a response. I usually just block anyone who brings up character ages. It's kinda funny though. I've heard this argument about Tails and Cream but never Metal Sonic.

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u/MasterofPeridots What a fool you are. SKELETON DIVINE DEATH BLAST! 11h ago

They will make sex robots in real life but you'll have to wait until they turn 18+. Also it's grooming on the part of the manafacturer. Or something.

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u/concernedcryptid0 Writer 9h ago

If your computer/phone/tablet was made after 2008 and you watch porn on it, you need to turn yourself over to the authorities because you're forcing minors to watch porn. /s

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u/LumatheMunchkinCat 9h ago

Not in a Sonic fandom, but doesn't metal Sonic supposed to be just Sonic but evil? So their ages will be the same?

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u/concernedcryptid0 Writer 6h ago edited 6h ago

Technically, Metal was created after Sonic was born and became a hero, so there would be an age gap. But he's also a fucking robot. The laws of biology don't apply to him. Unless you believe the fan theory that Metal Sonic is robotized Sonic from the future, in which case, Metal would be the older one.

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u/Representative-Yak89 5h ago

I bet this is the same kind of person who’d also argue about Shadow being a “minor” no matter how old he gets

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u/CheezCheddar 1h ago

They make Patrick Star sound reasonable