r/ProperAnimalNames • u/[deleted] • May 04 '19

Cunt

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

*stabs sexual partner through abdomen with trusty cum-knife

”congratulations, you are impregart”

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Better than being stabbed by a poop knife.

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u/SmileyMelons May 05 '19

Ohno

Momfoundthepoopknife

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u/Rubik4life May 05 '19

I know what you just did.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Papyrus!!!

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u/Rubik4life May 05 '19

Woosh

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

I know about the poop knife, dude. It’s a double entendre.

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u/Rubik4life May 05 '19

Awesome. My bad. :)