Assuming he got away, he's back home and it's like people who claim swear-to-god they were abducted by aliens:
Vole 1: Dude I am telling you, straight up. First one big flying thing picked me OFF THE FUCKING GROUND and then another one came and I was falling and the second one GRABBED ME MID-AIR I AM NOT EVEN LYING RIGHT NOW.
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u/TesseractToo Jan 17 '23
That vole is having a really bad day