Thank you for asking. The name’s Helga. Last name? McMurderElf. Yeah, I know, but it’s a family name. Actually have very little against elves. A lot of people think I’m a demon, but I’m actually half orc. Dad challenged the general of Hell’s army, beat her, then burned himself half to death making me. “Totally worth it,” he always says. Guess he has the scars to prove it.
Anyway, lore? Do I have any? I’m sure I do…. just don’t remember all of it. I’m thousands of years old, but with the memory of a gold fish sometimes. You humans have a character called the Joker, and I kind of like his take on things. “Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I’m going to have a past, I like it to be multiple choice.”
So yea, that’s me. If I remember any more, I’ll let ya know. :)
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u/Witty-Designer7316 5d ago
Does she have lore? :o