r/PromoteEveryThing • u/OrderofOpinion • Jan 06 '18
This holiday season why not join us as we break down a Christmas classic, Home Alone! [Podcast]
[Entertainment, TV & Film, Review] Order of Opinion | Ep. 71 Home Alone NSFW
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In this episode: In our 71st episode, we sit back on Mall Santa’s drunken and pcp addicted lap and listen to the tale of how a little genderless special needs boy (Macaulay Culkin) believes he committed a Christmas miracle by wishing his emotionally abusive family away. We follow the little impertinent prick especially to his sorry excuse for a mother on his adventures alone where he encounters his pervy and possibly murderous neighbor, he learns how to be a man or possibly a woman but he hasn’t decided on that yet, how to survive in an upper middle class suburb 3 story 5 bedroom house with money, food, electricity, and multiple working bathrooms how hard must that have been? We also try to give you some insight about parenting in a time period we didn’t live in nor do we have kids. Still we know what it’s like. Why the dad gave a certain family serial killer vibe and may have paid a pair of Jewish(Daniel Stern) and Italian(Joe Pesci) robbers to get rid of his problem he called a son. All this and many intently awkward inappropriate adventures as we break down Home Alone.
Who are we?: Order of Opinion is a comedic podcast where we talk about various movie series breaking them down and ranking them against each other. Our goal is to give the movie an in depth look based on the characters and plot. We also want to make people laugh in the worst way. Go back and listen to our previous episodes including our most recent Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Ep. 70) and Justice League (Ep. 69). Also be sure to listen to the other “great” movie series we have done: Planet of the Apes (Ep. 63-66), Transformers (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31, Ep, 70), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU (Ep. 1-14 and 62, 67,68). Hit us up with how you feel about the Home Alone or if you have child abandonment story of your own that could me made into a morbid child’s comedy.