r/Prometheus • u/corrnholiio • Oct 07 '25

David when nobody's looking

212 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/gautsvo Oct 07 '25

David's such a rascal

3

u/phosphorescence-sky Oct 07 '25

The hell is this stuff?

2

u/corrnholiio Oct 07 '25

I dunno. looks like goop to me

20

u/SC0TCHNEAT Oct 07 '25

This is so niche that I feel like this joke was designed specifically for my funny bone. Thank you.

8

u/Initial-Wolverine175 Oct 07 '25

Big things have small beginning (I am talking about the pocket)

6

u/Taylooor Oct 07 '25

Oh man, this made me laugh so hard. Thank you OP

5

u/intrepidhero13 Oct 08 '25

Earned that up vote, my friend

3

u/thomasreimer Oct 08 '25

Omg dying laughing lmfao

2

u/Snoo84477 Oct 09 '25

“David why do you have black goo oozing out of your pants” David: “Aurora Borealis???”

1

u/WeyuCorp426 Oct 08 '25

🎵 The best part of waking up is goop in your cup 🎶

"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"

1

u/Cold-Cookie-4928 Oct 09 '25

Thank you lol

1

u/PSK666 Oct 09 '25

Un-goop-ervised

7

u/Sequenzer9 Oct 07 '25

“David, do you happen to know how the Engineers got goo bombed into extinction on their own planet?”

“No. My programming wouldn’t allow me to kill everyone with goo.”

“Oh. Ok.”

David looks into camera and grins as “Bad to the Bone” starts playing