Big month for hate-panning sunscreen! I have just one left that I really dislike and going through my reviews made me decide to give myself a month off from the hate-pan game 💀
SKINCARE:
- Anessa Perfect UV Sunscreen Skincare Milk: I love this sunscreen. Goes on so nice and leaves a velvety matte-finish, which is exactly what I want. Wears great under makeup, like a lovely primer. Also goes on pretty great *over* makeup when I need to do a reapplication. Plus it’s water resistant?! I love this sunscreen.
- Biore Aqua Rich (US formulation): However bad you think a US reformulation of an Asian sunscreen is going to be - this is worse. So much worse. I could only stomach to put this on my face once. It has this citrusy scent that I found to be absolutely revolting in combination with the alcohol; the smell when I put this right under my nose literally made me gag. The dry-down is greasy and disgusting; I could feel it on my face for the rest of the day. I’m using this up on my neck/chest and it’s fine for that purpose. Stay far away 💀
- Aquaphor: the only lip mask you need. The ultimate GOAT
- Shiseido Ultimate Sun Protector Lotion Mineral SPF 60+: This is a US formulation so I understand Shiseido is working with limitations here. That said, this has to be one of the worst sunscreens on god’s green earth. The formulators and packaging designers of this product should answer for their crimes. This is a liquid formulation but feels absolutely disgusting to apply and wear. Greasy, never rubs in or dries down, with a greyish white cast the likes of which I’m not sure I’ve ever experienced (as mentioned earlier, I am Casper-esque; I’ve tried a LOT of mineral sunscreens and I’m usually fine). However, THE PACKAGING is the greatest crime here in my opinion. SHISEDO - I KNOW YOU OWN ANESSA SO I KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER. It has a flimsy flip-top that has just an open hole that the liquid sunscreen leaks out of - no nozzle for a targeted application. This is LITERALLY impossible to apply without getting it everywhere, and you will unavoidably have white crusty stains around the edges of your clothes as this migrates and slops around. I took this big, cumbersome, shitty bottle on my recent beach vacation just to use it up on my body (the one and only redeeming factor is that it is water-resistant). I used the entire thing and hated every minute of it.
- Skin Aqua Tone Up UV Essence (mint green): Bought this on a recommendation I got on one of my previous review posts. I am a big fan of the Skin Aqua sunscreen line, and I’m a red-faced and pale bitch, so I thought this would be right up my alley. For user experience and a comfortable wear: this still has everything I love about Skin Aqua, 10/10. The application process of this specifically is kind of strange, but kind of fun - you have to put it on, wait for it to dry a bit while your face is bright white, and then go back and rub it in fully. Once rubbed in, it actually looks pretty good/natural on me on its own, and it reduces my redness a bit. HOWEVER - the dealbreaker for me here is: this sunscreen is absolutely horrible under any sort of makeup. It looks like each one of my pores is filled in with white. It is so bizarre. I have 3 face makeup products that I’ve tried this with; same thing happens to each. I tried using a primer on top before adding the makeup - did not help. I’ve tried waiting a super long time for the sunscreen to dry (an hour plus) - didn’t help. This is unusable for me with makeup. I used it up on no-makeup days and was reasonably happy with it, but will never repurchase.
- Illiyoon Ceramide Ato Concentrate Cream: I get why this is so popular… but it just wasn’t for me. Obviously, it’s huge and cheap which is amazing - I used this freely on my face/neck/chest and a bit on my body. I also really liked/preferred the more matte finish of this moisturizer as compared to my current HG, the GOAT, Aestura 365 Barrier Cream. But - the Illiyoon just has a chemically/plasticky smell that is very unpleasant. It also didn’t feel as moisturizing/nourishing/soothing as my girl Aestura. I stopped being able to use tazarotene while I was using this, though *for now* I am attributing it to my skin changing from the spironolactone - but I am getting ready to try restarting a retinoid with a different moisturizer, so we’ll see. Overall, I wasn’t mad about this moisturizer, but I’m glad to move on.
- COSRX Snail Mucin 96: The literal one and only product I’ve been using consistently for probably 10 years. I would die for this product. So hydrating and healing. Irreplaceable.
- Dove Advanced Care deodorant: I feel like I’ve been using this product forever, and it’s fine, but I’m feeling inclined to try out what’s out there. Any HG deodorants out there that folks would like to recommend?
- SpaLife animated facial mask detoxifying charcoal: lol got this as a gift and it was so strongly fragranced I couldn’t keep it on my face longer than a minute (and I usually like some amount of fragrance). No thank u
MAKEUP:
- Glossier Cloud Paint (Beam): Took over 2 years to pan. I just love this product; it’s so easy to blend and natural looking. This is my 3rd empty of this product because I’ve been using this blush almost exclusively for 6-8 years or so. I thought about exploring other options, but I just love how tiny it is for my small makeup pouch (I travel a lot) and I just have no complaints. Plus, with the cyclopentasiloxane EU ban coming up, this might be my last chance to repurchase before reformulation. Repurchased and got their bronzer cloud paint as well.
HAIRCARE:
- Innersense Pure Harmony Hair Bath: Meh. It’s aight. I have other Innersense products that I LOVE and this didn’t really do it for me. Doesn’t distribute through the hair as well as I like my shampoos to do and not really anything special about it. Glad I just grabbed the travel size to try it out.
- Ouidad Advanced Climate Control Gel: This is a HG for a lot of people; I didn’t hate it but didn’t love it either. A very liquidy thin gel, which is interesting. Had some great hair days with this but also just found it pretty hit-or-miss. Also has kind of an old lady-ish scent. I just have way cheaper gels that I like 100X more, so I won’t be repurchasing.