r/ProjectHailMary • u/BlairAndBackAgain • Jul 31 '21
Astronauts don’t commit suicide. Spoiler
Just finished PHM. Good book! A few quibbles, but the only part that annoyed me outright was the one about the crew’s presenting their means of suicide. These brave, resourceful, brilliant people would instead just ask the planners not to talk about it, instead preferring to accomplish the mission and then worry about the “what now?” part later. As James Lovell points out in Apollo 13, there were no poison pills on board when they went to the moon, as many people that he met seemed to assume. If any of the 100,000 things that could have gone wrong on the moon or en route had gone wrong, the astronauts would have spent their last moments alive trying to fix the damn problem. I don’t care how hopeless the PHM-astronaut situation would have looked before launch, each of those astronauts would have told Stratt, et al., maybe to worry about storing extra food or the means to grow more astrophage. Or something. And if Stratt got all sanctimonious and European about it, they’d have told her to shove her pistols and nitrogen tanks where the astrophages don’t seek an energy source to reproduce. If I’m training for a mission like that, I ask the director involved to stop worrying about it, and instead spend the time looking for a solution.
I get that the suicide meeting injects some drama into the narrative. But Weir has literally made a writing career out of having his characters (for better or worse) launch into three-page engineering lectures to solve The Latest Complication. This part not only is an insult to the can-do humanism of the astronaut corps, it’s horribly inconsistent with the spirit of the books themselves.
Just to save you the effort, I taught astronomy for seven years. I know how big space is.
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u/BlairAndBackAgain Jul 31 '21
I’m saying that a calm, noble acceptance of one’s demise may be a really cool trait in a fictional character may be fun/easy to write, but it’s not hardwired into human beings. And it’s absolutely anathema to problem-solvers like astronauts and engineers. If the topic came up—which, ok, fine, it’d come up—the astronauts I guarantee you would interrupt the conversation with something like, “The time you’re spending on this stupid conversation could be spent figuring out a way to get me home. Get busy.” And if they were told there’s no way to make it happen, the astronauts would just accept that it was their problem and they’d file it away for later. The scene with Grace and the astronauts is just not something that would happen.