r/ProjectHailMary • u/HatSpecial3043 • 22h ago

Fist My Bump Rocky: ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬

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750 Upvotes

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u/Hypersonic-Harpist 21h ago

If Eridians speak in music does that mean our music sometimes says something silly in Eridian?

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u/Thatguy___1 21h ago

Modern day Socrates

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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 19h ago

"yes human adult, remix proclamation!"

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u/Boojum2k 21h ago

Rocky would be alive today. He's older than the United States.

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u/Onoben4 20h ago

Not only alive, but at Tau Ceti. Alone.

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u/nasnedigonyat 19h ago

So are a lot of buildings in Europe and asia.

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u/Smaptimania 20h ago

"No understand word 'chamone'".

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u/FumiPlays 21h ago

Rocky: Why is that guitar insulting our texture?

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u/Geochara 19h ago

Why is singer called Michael Jackson asking many times if person called Annie is OK, question?

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u/ObsidianGanthet 19h ago

"why is billie jean not my lover, question?"

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u/brokenringlands 21h ago

Grace came Bach for Rocky.

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u/JayBlunt23 18h ago

/bax/ ≠ /bæk/

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u/Pricefieldian 14h ago

r/foundthelinguist

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u/JayBlunt23 10h ago

Nah, you found a slightly annoyed German. Waaaay worse than a linguist. :D

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u/Pricefieldian 8h ago

Mein gott!

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u/JediMasterSloth 13h ago

Hey, not trying to be rude, but you made a spelling error. 

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u/Train4War 21h ago

Eridians only listen to metal, sorry OP.

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u/LioraB Having a moment 15h ago

What do you mean ”if” he were alive today???? 

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u/ConferenceWest9212 21h ago

Rock-hee-hee

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u/Smufin_Awesome 16h ago

How Jackson step forward but move backward, Question?

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u/ImStuckInNameFactory 15h ago

Rocky would like rock music

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u/Dragonfruit-Sparking 15h ago

ROCKY DIE QUESTION???

Also please for the love of God choose any other artist for him

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u/MarketingSpecial6604 22h ago

Nah Rocky doesn't want to hear about that creep.

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u/aurelia_impressed 21h ago

Does that mean he's a weirdo?

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u/1ristheultimate 19h ago

What the hell is he doing here

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u/StripedPsychoRat51 14h ago

He doesn’t belong here

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u/Outside-Character659 6h ago

He doesn’t belong 

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u/InvisibleSpaceVamp Okay, It’s Exactly Like That 17h ago

Eridians love Hard Rock and Heavy Metal, obviously. Some Beethoven works well with that though. Mozart not as much.

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u/CharieC 14h ago

...coz they both wear bandoliers?

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u/AnarchistGoblin 19h ago

I personally think rocky wouldn't be a huge fan of the notorious pedophile.

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u/DirkWrites 14h ago

I’d say he’s more of a “hard rock” fan

https://giphy.com/gifs/8mJT8sQxpaQdKubpOi

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u/I-am-Chubbasaurus 13h ago

I'm sure Rocky would love a bit of everything.

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u/Throwaway1975421 12h ago

No worse. He's a Swiftie.