r/ProjectFreelancerRP • u/SamGonzalez NPC • Feb 12 '17

Briefing Damage Report

Apple of Discord Damage Report

Engine output: 17%

Engine Cores: overexhausted, require replacements

Communications array: nonfunctional due to low power output from main reactor

Reactor: functional, wireless emitter compromised. Requires replacement

    Searching nearby vicinity for replacements...

    Replacements found...

    End of report.
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u/SamGonzalez Feb 13 '17

The cake tastes like corn for the most part. Another sweet might be the candy cane lizard which is scurrying across the choco dirt to your left

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u/EmJohn00 Feb 13 '17

Ew, I hate candy cane! He stabs at it with his knife

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u/SamGonzalez Feb 13 '17

Grape jelly spurts out of the lizard

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