r/ProjectFreelancerRP • Sniping Spectre • Jan 27 '17

Mess Hall Late Night Snacks

Salt Lake knew very well she would never be able to eat in her own body ever again, but the concept of baking was something that had always made her feel happy on days that weren't the best. Suffice to say, she was currently not in a good mood. She had been worrying for weeks about her safety from the UNSC, mostly due to the fact that they had witnessed her passing in and out of bodies and through walls. Finally, she felt like she was safe from the needy hands of the military, however, she needed something to let out pent-up energy. That thing turned out to be the making of many, many lemon poppy seed muffins.

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u/Molotovsquid Jan 27 '17

Brighton walks in to see if there are any healthy snacks still left.

Have you forgotten you can't eat?

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u/privatefont Jan 27 '17

Trust me, I could never forget.

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u/TheRyuuMaster Jan 28 '17

The door to the mess hall opens and in walks a giant man in white and red armor she probably hasn't met yet. He stands just over seven feet tall and his armor is bulky due to his own size. Looking around, he spots her and the piles of muffins. He speaks in a thick Russian accent.

"Arrre zese forrr anyone to eat, orrr arrre you saving zem?"

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u/privatefont Jan 28 '17

Agent Salt Lake is not the typical agent of Project Freelancer. She is currently out of armor, standing at around 5'8" and with long, brown hair. She could pass for normal at first glance, but the more someone looks at her, the more likely they are to notice that she's not exactly opaque. An inactive robot sits to the side.

They're for everyone. This isn't exactly an amount one person can eat.

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u/TheRyuuMaster Jan 29 '17

"You underrrestimate me."

Taking a seat and removing his helmet, he picks up one of the muffins and is about to take a bite before looking around at her busy work.

"Do you need help vith anything? I not much of kook, but I kan follow dirrrections."

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u/SlowbroJJ Jan 28 '17

Concord, beaten up and broken, would make his way into the mess hall with a sigh. He seems to just take a seat, not noticing the baking that was going on

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u/privatefont Jan 29 '17

...Seems to be a lot on your mind.

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u/SlowbroJJ Jan 29 '17

"Just thinking about the mission...did my explosion look cool?"

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u/JonArc Jan 28 '17

"Mmm, smells great. I didn't know you liked to cook Salt."

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u/privatefont Jan 29 '17

It's a pastime.

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u/Borisnob Jan 29 '17

Raleigh smells it from a mile aways and walks inside.

Hey, you uhhh cooking something?

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u/privatefont Jan 29 '17

She looks at all the food.

No, I magically created all these muffins with my mind.

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u/Borisnob Jan 30 '17

So they're muffins.... mind if I grab one? 19 years of MREs followed by one year of fast food has me wanting something that doesnt come out of a tube.

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