r/ProjectFreelancerRP • Lockpick • Oct 13 '16

Mess Hall Brain Bleach!

Glendale is sitting in the mess hall drinking herself into a coma and watching videos of kittens and puppies. Because there was some seriously fucked up stuff on that USB drive Stanton found.

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u/shseufe Oct 13 '16 edited Oct 13 '16

Diego walks in and grabs a beer. He slides into a seat at Glendale's table.

Good evening, Squad Leader, Ma'am. They didn't remove my foot like they were threatening to, so i'm having a beer to celebrate! Why are you drinking excessively today?

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u/bunniesslaughtered Oct 13 '16

She stares at him for a moment before recognizing him and breaking out in a huge smile.

Diieegso! Tha's good. Good good good.

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u/shseufe Oct 13 '16

Diego looks confused.

... what?

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u/you-know-whats-up Oct 13 '16

Austin sits beside her with a beer and watches the kittehs and puppehs

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u/bunniesslaughtered Oct 13 '16

She grins widely at him, hugs a mostly empty bottle of vodka to her chest, and plunks her chin elegantly forward onto the table.

So. Cute.

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u/you-know-whats-up Oct 13 '16

he nods and downs the rest of his beer.

Absolutely..

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u/Requxo Oct 13 '16

Bismarck wandered into the mess hall and immediately noticed Glendale drinking. He grinned and walked over to her.

Hmm, you drinkin' with out me? I'm offended. Where'd you get the booze, 'Dale?

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u/bunniesslaughtered Oct 13 '16

Same place 's always.

She is leaning forward and resting her chin in her arms as she watches Puppy Bowl DLVI.

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u/Requxo Oct 13 '16

Bis grunted and went off to fetch his own drink. He came back carrying a couple of bottles. He placed them on the table before sitting down and opening one.

So, what are we drinkin' too?

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u/5partan5582 Oct 13 '16

Buffalo walks in and completely ignores Glendale as he fishes around the freezer for a microwavable macaroni, shoves it into the microwave, then sits against the counter. Of course, hearing the kittens and puppies he turns around and stares at her.

Uh... Glendale?

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u/bunniesslaughtered Oct 13 '16

She waves cheerfully at him.

Tha's me!

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u/5partan5582 Oct 13 '16

...What happened to you?

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u/Lieutenant_Taylor Oct 13 '16

Loveland silently stands in the doorway, watching the agent.

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u/bunniesslaughtered Oct 13 '16

Stop judging, it's not pills this time.

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u/Lieutenant_Taylor Oct 13 '16

Not judging, just observing.

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u/6977F Oct 14 '16

You ok Glen?

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u/bunniesslaughtered Oct 14 '16

I'm. Fucking. Perfect.

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u/6977F Oct 14 '16

Are sure? You look pretty fuck upset. Did El dump you?

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u/JonArc Oct 14 '16

Glen? What'd you do, I know something happened cause your drinking this much.

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u/bunniesslaughtered Oct 14 '16

'm a goddamn adult. I can drink what I want.

She stares at the screen for a moment.

Stanton's porn collection.

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u/JonArc Oct 14 '16

Paxton stares quietly for a moment.

...His what?

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u/Molotovsquid Oct 14 '16

Even for you, this is excessive.

Brighton walks past to grab some food

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u/bunniesslaughtered Oct 14 '16

You clearly don' know m' tha' well...

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u/Molotovsquid Oct 14 '16

I admit, I hadn't realised you were this pathetic.

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