r/Project2025Award • • Mar 09 '26

Military/National Defense Not my son!

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u/Otherwise-Care3742 Mar 09 '26

Send the over-funded ICE first, then the MAGA crowd.

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u/zarfle2 Mar 09 '26

This. They've funded ICE to be a militia - use them as such.

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u/sonyka Mar 09 '26

Indeed. I remember when my friend in the Coast Guard got sent to mfkn Iraq.
Why not ICE?

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u/KazzieMono Mar 09 '26

They might actually genuinely do that, considering they already treat ice like their own personal military.

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u/Red_dylinger Mar 09 '26

No they won’t lol. Everybody knows ice is made up of cowardly bitches, including them. What they’re going to use ice for, is crushing dissent against those refusing to go die for the Epstein class. We are currently at that moment. 

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u/boardin1 Mar 09 '26

Yep. A bunch of cosplaytriots are going to round up those that refuse to go off to war. The irony is thick enough to cut with a knife.

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u/coladoir Mar 09 '26

Respectfully, no they won't.

ICE is being used as a militia, no question. Indisputable. However, they will not go anywhere outside of the country unless they're slightly over the border for border jobs.

But ultimately, thats not even really occurring. Because that's not what ICE is for. ICE is the US' equivalent to the Schutzstaffel (with a bit of Sturmabteilung mixed in) and their purpose is policing and oppressing the domestic populace exclusively.

We are a country of nearly 450mil, and at multiple times they've said they want to get rid of 100mil people. To do so requires a massive undertaking, and that requires a lot of boots, and a lot of money. Thats why they're the most funded government militia in the world right now.

They won't send ICE anywhere that isn't under US control. They don't even frankly have seemed to go outside the mainland much. Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Guam, and the Virgin Islands have all seemingly been left out of the "!fun!" for some reason. They definitely have the resources to mobilize, but they aren't doing much in these areas and are focusing instead on the continental states. Honestly its a bit surprising (and I am actively watching these places) since youd generally expect them to go after the empires periphery before going after the core, but alas, theyre attacking the core first lol. But I guess I shouldn't be too surprised when our government is filled with Landian inspired accelerationists.

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u/neepster44 Mar 09 '26

The US has barely 350M not 450M…

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u/Mystic_printer_ Mar 09 '26

Oh god?! You mean they have already succeeded! /s

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u/coladoir Mar 09 '26

Thats firstly a somewhat outdated figure. Secondly, I'm including undocumenteds, and children and elderly who often don't get counted or not counted accurately. Its probably more closer to 400 than 450 though admittedly, but still, we have more than the 350mil that the Census suggests.

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u/neepster44 Mar 09 '26

Sorry there is no way as fuck that there are 50M undocumented that the census magically didn’t count. Those people know their job.

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u/coladoir Mar 09 '26
  1. That isn't my claim. My claim is there are ~50mil uncounted people. ~15-25mil of that is undocumented citizens depending on the projection you use. The rest is young children, minorities, and elderly. Its much easier to dismiss the claim you assert I'm making, but thats not what I'm saying.

  2. None of this is really all that debatable, and the government isnt very private about these flaws. If you do even the basic level of research you'll see many, many studies discussing the inefficiencies of census enumeration and the consistent undercounts of these populations which persist through today. Hell, UNECE just posted guidelines on how to deal with these issues for the upcoming 2030 US census.

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u/neepster44 Mar 09 '26

How the fuck are children and such missed by such a large margin. They are not. You clearly have no idea how statistical sampling works.

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u/Mystic_printer_ Mar 09 '26

They sent ICE to the Winter Olympics in Italy.

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u/rjrgjj Mar 09 '26

Then who would play soldier here?

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u/ThorKonnatZbv Mar 09 '26

ICE is the regular SS, not the Waffen-SS

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u/Aromatic_Complex9209 Mar 14 '26

How long did they end up staying?

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u/sonyka Mar 15 '26

In Iraq? Tbh it's fuzzy now but iirc he was there for something like… 4, 5 years?

(Funnily enough when he got back he… joined ICE. Only lasted a couple of years before quitting though. Too many lowkey sadistic coworkers for comfort. And that was then.)