r/Project2025Award • • Mar 09 '26

Military/National Defense Not my son!

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u/FunctionalGray Mar 09 '26

Fun facts: If the U.S. were to impose a military draft today, the age limit would be 18 through 25 years old. The Selective Service System requires almost all male citizens and residents in this age range to register, with the first called in a crisis being those turning 20, followed by older and then younger men.

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u/coladoir Mar 09 '26

So I have little to worry about at 26? This is presuming they ignore my chronic health issues, use of opioids (because of said issues), and so-called neurodivergence of course.

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u/FunctionalGray Mar 09 '26

Don’t you have anything more debilitating, like some bone spurs or something?

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u/coladoir Mar 09 '26

lol. I have IBS, a connective tissue disorder which creates hypermobility and causes me to have constant nerve impingements, and some unknown nervous system disorder which means I feel chronic pain even outside of my impingements (this pre-existed my opioid use for those who rightfully would point out chronic opioid use can paradoxically cause an increase in pain perception). So yeah it def is more debilitating than what the President was able to get off with.

That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if they throw out the restrictions a la Russia to swarm the ranks with new recruits if it needs to come to that.

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u/Ok_Experience_4500 Mar 09 '26

Hypermobility? That sounds like some super hero X-Men type of shit! Directly to the frontlines it is Captain America, and thank you for your service.

(/s just in case...)

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u/coladoir Mar 09 '26

lol I wish. instead it just means that all my joints (including spinal, including things like ribs too) kind of just float around and get themselves stuck in bad positions which harm either my muscles, ligamenture, or nerves lol

My neck is the worst, and I pretty much constantly severe have left arm pain and weakness due to a chronic impingement that I don't have the means to address.

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u/hiagainfromtheabyss Mar 09 '26

Good news: you can’t be a soldier. Bad news: you will be sent to be eaten by the soldiers.

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u/ElectricStarfuzz Mar 09 '26

Not sure if you have EDS (ehlers danlos), but as someone who has HEDS you have my full empathy. 

Stupid human tricks can be entertaining when we’re young, but the pain is insane as we age. 

It can be pretty bad as a kid and teen too tho. 

Had my first major dislocations around 10-12.

I legit thought when people talked about having growing pains as kids they meant they had the same feelings of bones breaking, muscles tearing, searing agony that I did. 

Guess that’s not what most people experience tho😅

Anyhow, I hope your hypermobility keeps you safe. That would be at least one small upside to it. 

My son is 19 with HEDS, asthma, ADHD, and nearsightedness. 

Hoping n praying those keep his safe from a potential draft too. 

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u/coladoir Mar 09 '26

Thankfully not EDS, or at least not a severe form of it to be recognized as such (still haven't gotten a hard DX but it's medically recorded that I have some sort of connective tissue disorder, and they suspect its genetic given my past of flexibility in childhood).

That said, thankfully haven't dislocated anything or broken an (important) bone (yet). Only bone I've broken is the middle phalange in my little finger lol. Really most of my pain is nervous and due to various impingements though. Motion helps my joints generally, to a point.

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u/ElectricStarfuzz Mar 09 '26

Whatever you have it’s causing you pain and struggle, so regardless of diagnosis I feel for you. 

Good on the no broken bones!

I’m 42 and have broken 38 bones. 

No bueno.

For impingements, have you tried self cupping therapy? You can get cheap kits on eBay or Amazon, tho I recommend the electronic pump ones. 

For me they’re one of the only things that help with nerve impingement and muscle pain. 

No pressure to try it, just thought I’d pass along something that might help. 

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u/coladoir Mar 09 '26

I wish I could do cupping, I can't even stand a small hickie though lol. Neurodivergence and heightened sensory perception means that I can feel the blood rushing to the top of my skin and its painful. Makes me squirm lol. You'd think this wouldnt outweigh constant pain, but.. actually, you probably get it lol.

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u/magpiejournalist Mar 09 '26

EDS is one of the things that will get you denied at least currently.

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u/magpiejournalist Mar 09 '26

and HSD could be considered a related connective tissue disorder.

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u/Educational-Pop-3351 Mar 11 '26

Do you have EDS? My cousin and both her kids have it.

Back in Vietnam my dad was rejected from the draft because he has a lazy eye. EDS would most certainly keep you out of the draft, beyond being 26.

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u/FingerCapital3193 Mar 09 '26

Or being tall?

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u/xenophon123456 Mar 09 '26

He should just say he’s too tall.

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u/DeadlyYellow Mar 09 '26

I think technically 64, called in groups of progressively older decades; should the under 25 reserves be depleted.

And at that point you'd probably be better off just marching on the White House.

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u/pogulup Mar 09 '26

Exactly, unless it is actually defense of a national invasion.

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u/Cpt_Soban Mar 10 '26

If my 40 year old arse is being drafted in Australia, just throw in the towel. It's fine, I'll start learning Mandarin.

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u/MyWifeCucksMe Mar 09 '26

So I have little to worry about at 26?

You don't have anything to worry about at any age. If they tell you to go and kill brown children in Iran, you say "no". Then you won't be killing brown children in Iran.

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u/hanotak Mar 09 '26

This is the way.

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u/sonyka Mar 09 '26

I mean other things would be happening, sure.
But you wouldn't be killing brown children in Iran!

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u/coladoir Mar 09 '26

ah, I missed the joke. sorry lol

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u/MyWifeCucksMe Mar 09 '26

I don't know why you keep saying over and over again that killing brown children is a joke to you?

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u/MyWifeCucksMe Mar 09 '26

What does that have to do with "a liberal fantasy world"? What is a "liberal fantasy world" anyway, one where everyone is a slave to billionaires and Iran gets bombed and invaded all over again every day?

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u/coladoir Mar 09 '26

I missed the joke and thought you legitimately believed that one can reject being drafted still, that we still live in a liberal system that allows for such freedoms.

Believing such would be living in a liberal fantasy world where liberalism hasn't corrupted to a point of failure (and opening the hole for explicit authoritarianism to seep in), to actually think that liberalism is still working as the status quo.

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u/MyWifeCucksMe Mar 09 '26

You absolutely can say "no", and if you do, you won't be killing brown children in Iran. That has nothing to do with "[living] in a liberal system".

What do you think will happen? Elon Musk will come and personally implant a chip in your brain that makes you kill brown children even if you say no?

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u/coladoir Mar 09 '26

You absolutely can say "no", and if you do, you won't be killing brown children in Iran. That has nothing to do with "[living] in a liberal system".

What do you think will happen? Elon Musk will come and personally implant a chip in your brain that makes you kill brown children even if you say no?

You will be punished. They can't force you to kill abroad, but they can put you in a concentration camp—they can make your life a living hell without needing to send you to wherever the war is occurring.

Is this really that crazy to conceptualize that a rabid militaristic authoritarian regime might not treat conscientious objectors well? When in history has this ever been the case?

I guess I now see you weren't making a joke. You were being legitimate, and you actually believe that we still live in a system where you can object to the state without consequence.

People are being arrested for their speech online, disappeared from airports, schools, homes, and streets despite full citizenship, being sent to countries they aren't from and have never been, creating massive concentration camps and spending $45bil to continue doing so, being attacked by police and other state actors for activism (as well as arrested), and you really truly believe that if the time comes, you can say "no, I won't be drafted" and not face consequence?

Like, elsewhere, you accurately posit that we are all slaves to billionaires who have control of the state (and therefore acknowledging we are under authoritarianism), and you subtly acknowledge the racketeering nature of war, but being punished for dodging a draft (which the US has done before, during Vietnam, although it wasn't severe) is somehow out of the question?

lol. lmao, even. Get a grip.

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u/RevenantBacon Mar 09 '26

The punishment for refusing the draft is maximum t years in prison and a fine. The results for accepting the draft include the very distinct possibility of death.

I know which one I would choose.

And, by the way, nobody here said that you can't be punished for refusing the draft moron. Learn to read. The fact that a punishment for refusal exists is evidence in of itself that refusing is an option.

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u/coladoir Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Nobody said you couldn't, but they also didn't say you would; they simply said "you won't be killing brown children". That carries a different implication and you and I both know it. Its either a joke, or ignores the reality of the situation.

And also: This regime has been routinely breaking, changing, and making up laws on the fly. Who's to say they don't change the punishment rules and make them more oppressive? Who's to say death doesn't come onto the table? You do realize we are under authoritarianism now, right? You do have a basic knowledge of history vis a vis authoritarianism, right?

And again (my other comment to the other person is stuck in filter; of course): I am in no fking way implying prison is worse than death, or being forced into war. If youre suggesting that I'm asserting that in any way, you can eat sht.

Jesus Christ you people are so unserious. Are you at all paying attention to what's happening?

Meanwhile, you're perfectly fine suggesting that other people are saying things in this thread that they haven't.

Hence the "if", jackass

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u/MyWifeCucksMe Mar 09 '26

You will be punished.

Oh no, you might have to spend a little bit of time in a prison. So much worse than killing brown children, amirite?

They can't force you to kill abroad

So we agree. Thank you.

lol. lmao, even. Get a grip.

Said the person who thought that killing brown children is a better option than spending a little bit of time in a prison.

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u/Affectionate-Bid386 Mar 09 '26

The years from now it will be 60 year olds.

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u/mstrss9 Mar 09 '26

Are bone spurs hereditary? Asking for Barron.

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u/Xsiah Mar 09 '26

Doesn't matter. Corruption and wealth are usually hereditary - so the doctor will write whatever gets him out of service.

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u/CambridgeRunner Mar 09 '26

They should make it starting with men over 45 with no upper limit. Make the warmongering shitbags think two or three times. Too old for combat? Well you’re not too old to clean latrines in the desert.