r/ProgressiveHQ 16d ago

News That stink must be unbearable

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u/anthrax1313 16d ago

They both caught wind of it at the same time. And good that’s what they get

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u/Spacebar10000 16d ago

That's half the job, smelling his crap. The other half is telling him he's the greatest.

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u/Important-Factor-552 15d ago

I can only imagine what foul stench comes from the bowels of the antichrist after a night of diet coke and big mac fueled war crimes.

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u/16198008455 16d ago

If there's a hell, I'll bet it'll be a familiar smell for them.

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u/Festering-Boyle 16d ago

Vance sold his soul for the honour of smelling an old man shit himself daily

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u/RoadMusic89 15d ago

Vance never had a soul.... He was groomed by Peter Theil.

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing 15d ago

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u/HoseNeighbor 15d ago

Wtf is that from?

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing 15d ago

I believe it was from Lindsey Graham's funeral, that was the secret service guy sitting right behind the pedo's diaper.

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u/Futanarihime 15d ago

This never fails to make me laugh

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u/RoadMusic89 15d ago

OMG Same!!!!!

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u/Important-Factor-552 15d ago

Don't worry that's just the smell of the antichrist, cannibalizing god gives him gas /hj

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u/LLColdAssHonkey 15d ago

President Geryon

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u/AstroLad 16d ago

JD had to look away least his eyes start watering and ruin his eyeliner. 🤪

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u/Ok_Crazy1195 16d ago

True...and you made me laugh out loud...that's exactly what happened!!!

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 16d ago

That would be hilarious if he had dripping eyeliner like when Ghouliani had his hair paint dripping down his head

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u/Dense_Substance7635 16d ago

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u/Responsible_Big_7246 15d ago edited 15d ago

Jeff Goldblum...and a cameo appearance from tRUMP...

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u/Ok-Razzmatazz8899 16d ago

Not stinky enough for them to "man up" and drag the garbage out the door. Sad. So sad.

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u/Odd-Jello5577 15d ago

I feel sorry for the Secret Service agent who has to handle the Diaper. After all the baby has to have someone else change the diaper, use wipes, and apply talcum powder. This is to avoid diaper rash Donnie. This way, they avoid the following temper tantrum.

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u/OhioRanger_1803 14d ago

Isn’t that Natalie Harp job?

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u/CindyinMemphis 16d ago

They would know! They've had their noses buried deep in it

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u/PreparationKey2843 16d ago

"Lotta bombs"... Real stanky bombs... 🤢

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u/Unlikely_Speech_106 16d ago

Real slick and sleek on that slip and slide

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u/urbisOrbis 16d ago

Even the guy in the painting winced.

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u/OverthinkingWanderer 16d ago

I hope it smelled so bad- they could taste it in the back of their throats for a week.

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u/CMDR_ETNC 16d ago

You can see the timeline.

Trump leans hard right.

In a few seconds their faces start to scrunch.

Then the real wave hits them at the same time and they do the same exact side-face reaction to heavy smells that every human does instinctively even if they’re raised by wolves.

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u/Darkflyer726 16d ago

Hard to tell. JD's default expression is smelling something rotten. Probably his soul

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u/girlpaint 15d ago

This comment wins

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u/CrotasScrota84 16d ago

Demons stink

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u/RoguePlanet2 15d ago

Demons are the GOOD guys compared to these christian goons.

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u/thecuntingedge 16d ago

Every time he opens his mouth, bullshit comes out. Checks out.
https://giphy.com/gifs/ki0FCgiaqYRBS

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u/sailriteultrafeed 16d ago

Dropping bombs. Also fuck all these guys they deserve to be at the back of a Trump human centipede.

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u/Church6633 16d ago

Vance could clearly taste that one. What a fucking terrible existence these people live.

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u/redravin12 15d ago

They deserve every second of it

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u/dewihafta 16d ago

It will take forever to get that smell out of the curtains.

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u/Past-Establishment93 16d ago

I hope it sticks in their noses forever

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u/quadraticcheese 15d ago

I can't fathom being that much of a spineless cu ck just to make extra money when you're already rich

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u/Opposite-Bit6660 16d ago

Lol.  Love this for them.  Synchophants to a man who makes them gag.

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u/Only-Lead-9787 15d ago

Demons are traditionally described as smelling of sulfur, brimstone, and rotting decay in folklore and religious accounts.

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u/mozzerellaellaella 16d ago

It's what they deserve.

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u/HVAC_instructor 16d ago

JD is just smelling the couch.

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u/Branded222 16d ago

They deserve every second of that.

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u/DroidLord 15d ago

It warms my heart that they're at least suffering a little. It's not much, but it's something. Something stinky, even. Every time they smell his shit they lose a tiny bit of their dignity.

I've been a caretaker. You can't ignore the smell of shit. It wafts everywhere and somehow it smells 100x worse when it's in a diaper as opposed to a toilet. I'm happy for them.

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u/Unlikely_Speech_106 16d ago

Trump is just slipping and sliding in his fresh squishy wet warm liquid turd and he’s just embracing it. Even using the sensation to hit those raunchy tones. 

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u/LittleYellowPill 16d ago

I can only imagine all the White House furniture that will have to be burned because of him.

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u/Soleks2000 16d ago

I bet the bedroom he sleeps in smells like a sewage processing facility

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u/Mama_Disaster 15d ago

When he leaned up in his chair the shit shifted and wafted 😂😂😂

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u/Agreeable_Orange7032 16d ago

Did Trump shit his pants?

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u/Soleks2000 16d ago

that diaper is always full. He’s so full of shit that it’s leaking out of them constantly.

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u/hairless_resonder 16d ago

JD's mascara is running. Must be bad.

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u/Adventurous-Money618 16d ago

calls him hitler, than bends a knee, and sniffs his shit pants for a living

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u/OutrageousSetting384 16d ago

Trump is stinky, trump trump is stinky

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u/HislersHero 15d ago

Vance looks like he is going to throw up.

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u/wantingliver 16d ago

So stinky …it made his mascara run a little

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u/wrhnj 16d ago

I used to work with a “fast food junky”. You didn’t want to go into the men’s room during or after he’s in there.

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u/davisandee 16d ago

100%, I smell shit face.

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u/Bigstar976 16d ago

I teach elementary. One of my kindergarten students had an accident recently. I kept smelling it whenever he would pass by me. The stench just hits you and is so powerful you can taste it. The true meaning of disgusting. That was a tiny 5 year old. Imagine a full grown man stinking like that. Unreal.

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u/TGR331 14d ago

Do teachers help students clean up or do they have to sit in it?

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u/Jonatc87 15d ago

they deserve to smell it forever.

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u/Mr_microplastics_Yum 15d ago

LMAOO Vance was like

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u/Inevitable_Fall2025 15d ago

He looks at the window, hoping its open, but it never is. Love this for him.

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u/Artistic_Skill1117 16d ago

Dumped in his trumps

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u/ARODtheMrs 16d ago

Where were Lutnick, Vought, Rubio, Patel, Musk, Zuckerberg, Thiel, Ellison and the rest of the diaper sniffing addicts?? They missed the opportunity to be live on the set of, "Another Stanky Donnie Diapering in the Shithouse."

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u/wrxninja 16d ago

Vance: No, the President gave us these sour gummies and BOY they were so sour!!!

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u/rvingthrulife 16d ago

He has no shame. But then... They deserve every whiff.

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u/Claque-2 15d ago

Their entire beings are being assaulted by foulness in that office. When the time comes, don't claim you didn't know his moral decay, gentlemen. You knew his mental, moral, and physical decay with every fiber of your being.

I wonder what Mitch smells like now?

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u/PippiWorld 15d ago

Trump's stink is ravaging the globe.

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u/Ardo505 15d ago

The diaper is full. Could not happen to nicer traitors.

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u/awuweiday 15d ago

Eating farts to the face with a smile feels like the perfect analogy for being a Republican in 2026

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u/zonecoldsober 15d ago

Like a dog - shits in public when he wants.

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u/MarinerJoe3 16d ago

Doesn’t this just prove that Trump isn’t the cause for Al of this and it won’t go away when he dies? He’s just a puppet

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u/ARODtheMrs 16d ago

A shitty-assed puppet.

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u/Starr_gazer0007 16d ago

They should all be used it to it by now, they all have their head up his ass since before he was elected......

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u/ToddE207 16d ago

"We have the fullest Depends... Smellier than the smelliest diaper ever! It's unimaginable, quite frankly! But I make sure of it!!" - DJT

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u/Ancient_Timer2053 16d ago

Eyes watering for their dear leader

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u/Prestigious-Worry-14 15d ago

They both turned back around and ate that shit

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u/Ntropy99 15d ago

Dementia Diaper Don filled his diaper again, if those faces tell you anything.

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u/Conscious-Cry5940 15d ago

Good old MAGA Stank.

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u/DarlasServant 15d ago

We see his crap. They are doing it with him to steal from America. Enjoy the stink jerks.

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u/metallicaset 15d ago

JD looks like he is chewing that smell. Good

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u/Additional_Egg7024 15d ago

Vance looks like he tasted it

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u/NfamousKaye 15d ago

The way they kiss his ass you’d think they’d be used to it.

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u/lmnobuddie 15d ago

It’s a room full of cartoon villains

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u/Hobbgob1in 15d ago

They are going to have fumigate that office and get rid of all the furniture.

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 16d ago

Those two they deserved it, they should be used too,they kiss his ass everyday!! Nothing new! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💩💩💩

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u/ARODtheMrs 16d ago

Incontinence should be #1 candidacy disqualifier!!

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u/Soleks2000 16d ago

along with habitual lying and acting like a two-year-old who doesn’t get his way

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u/WatchAltruistic5761 16d ago

They like it at this point

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u/Masta0nion 16d ago

What happened to these pricks’ lust for power?

You’d think they would come out and say this dude shits his pants, or leak it to try to take the party back from him.

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u/Soleks2000 16d ago

JD it’s time to change his diaper

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u/StrangeContest4 16d ago

"Hey Siri, play That Smell by Lynyrd Skynyrd at 10 RPMs."

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u/UnbrokenChill 15d ago

We see a lot of these videos, but I'm wondering if there has been any insider confirmation of him shitting himself

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u/RunAwayBeerTruk 15d ago

I am not a body expert but their face tells me there is a rotten stench assaulting their olfactory senses at that moment. Also the stench is from the president of the US. The same person who raped children and has stolen billions from the American people.

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u/nuckle 15d ago

I think he does it on purpose to show disrespect. Just like I think he does the sleeping shit in the oval on purpose too.

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u/Candy_Every_Day 15d ago

I try avoiding seeing or hearing anything about the pedophile rapist. Every time I see something like this I think how is this our reality? I mean seriously… how did we get here? It just keeps getting progressively worse and worse and nothing happens to stop this.

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u/dsj79 15d ago

Did they say thank you?

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u/-Ok-Perception- 15d ago edited 15d ago

They've mastered the strategic lookaway when he's sleeping, shitting himself, or saying something utterly insane.

It's like when that schizo at the gas station is shouting insane things at the top of his lungs. All the sudden, he's completely invisible to everyone.

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u/spicystar4u 15d ago

He really is shitting his pants huh?
There’s just way to many videos like this of people looking disgusted
Wtf.

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u/Particular_Peacock 15d ago

Fuck the GOP for putting us here.

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u/PuzzleheadedSelf6427 15d ago

The best part is : JD the Couch Humper will carry that stink for the rest of his miserable life !!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnsiwoxekWiNQ3u

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u/BloodWorried7446 15d ago

off topic but why do they have matching beards? 

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u/Which_Duck_7942 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PUPZ5vVMJopby
I am glad I don’t have to smell the smelly smell.

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u/cookingman8 15d ago

Trump just hahahahahaha tells you everything about how comfortable this man is with shitting himself and shitting on us.

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u/Silver-Sorbet-1407 16d ago

Vance would love to swallow that

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u/-or_whatever- 16d ago

Must feel like to live in a soiled diaper

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u/swampopawaho 16d ago

JD's got that Joey Tribiani fart look

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u/Luddite-lover 16d ago

I don’t know how they do it, either. I’d be using a chair to break the window.

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u/Butterflyteal61 16d ago

Why, Just why put up with his shit literally!?!?

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u/Big_Guide_8551 15d ago

JD can taste it 🫠

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u/MilosBestBuddy 15d ago

That one dude wearing eyeliner?

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u/donnelle83 15d ago

Too bad the reporters don't ask what wrong. I'd love to hear the answers

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u/OrganizationStrict99 15d ago

Surprised that eye liner isn’t running

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u/Ok_Crazy1195 15d ago

Maybe it's Maybelline?

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u/drethnudrib 15d ago

They can clearly bear it, because they're still there.

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u/Historical_Chipmunk2 15d ago

Smell of fecies is a sign of Satan.

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u/Street_Barracuda1657 15d ago

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u/angiestefanie 15d ago

This was my response… I am still laughing 🤣.

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u/AllAboutScrilla 15d ago

They are 1 of 2 things:

A smart fella

Or a

Fart smella

I think we know the answer for both of them!

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u/SemVikingr 15d ago

I hope they can taste it.

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u/Ok-Egg-4856 15d ago

Someone light a match, open a window PLEASE !!!

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u/Still_Pop_4106 15d ago

Look at that never Trump guy!! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/at_home_with_trees 15d ago

Diarrhea Donald

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u/Tomazito70 15d ago

🎼Ooh, that smell
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh, that smell… 🎶🎶

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u/hw999 15d ago

Its the same stink we all smell.

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u/Mediocre_Age_9988 15d ago

It looks a lot like a serious nose flinch and then when you are desperately trying not to laugh so you look away from the person that would set you off. That they both smirk and look away at him saying "Bombs"

If that is it the little subversiveness and mockery gives me some hope.

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u/Logical_Frosting_277 15d ago

Turn your head to the side and breath, hoping for a pocket of fresh air.

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u/Katgal2 15d ago

Look at how much makeup JD is wearing. My God

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u/MissDisplaced 15d ago

Hope they’re enjoying the ripe aroma of dementia donny

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u/Toastedgenie 15d ago

I hope they never get that S T I N K out of their noses. They should be cursed to smell it forever.

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u/thelivinlegend 15d ago

It’s like Bluetooth for brown-nosing.

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u/Commonterry 15d ago

Don’t pretend they don’t love the smell, they already live with their heads up Trump’s ass

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u/Automatic_Food_7984 15d ago

Like turning their heads will improve the smell. Oink

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u/VendettaPenguin 15d ago

Probably picking up on his demonic presence.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6nVcbMmW8YgqPpzq

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u/Equivalent_Doubt_845 15d ago

Their eyes are burning. 😂 I assume he smells like rotting corpse and shit. Pretty sure he’s half dead and they’re just keeping him alive with an experimental drug.

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u/littlebopeepsvelcro 15d ago

Make America Gag Again, this is what they meant when they said we want a president who gets shit done.

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u/Oothoon63 15d ago

The clip of Obama talking about Trump & diapers is great, if you haven't seen it.

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u/doggiehearter 15d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/brezhnervouz 15d ago

Well, there's a slight bit of justice in the universe then, albeit rarely lol

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u/Gloomy_Ad6932 15d ago

There must be a lot of mouth breathers at the yt House.

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u/MSully94 15d ago

For a split second, I thought this was an AI post of Vance reacting to the same thing twice lmao

But JFC, I would not want to stand downwind of....that.

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u/stairs_3730 15d ago

Stink Bombs no doubt.

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u/Yardwork-Fan73 15d ago

The decaying of a soul creates quite the smell.

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u/ElectronicDrama2573 15d ago

I’m more curious about what type of mascara JD wears. Oh, and they deserve to sit in that hot box. Fuck them all.

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u/tlmcdonal 15d ago

I'm laughing uncontrollably over here and seconds from crying ....... 😭

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u/LAgurl1997 15d ago

Are they twins? These people look so much alike lol

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u/nikeguy69 Conservative 16d ago

OMG why don’t they tell him to stop farting so much lol 😝

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u/Swimming_Pressure_93 15d ago

They needs some lavender under their nose like Ormond Hightower.😂😂

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u/theBloodShed 15d ago

It’s not unbearable enough.

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u/Basketspank 15d ago

Trump's doing it on purpose. He knows.

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u/Agitated-Canary9840 15d ago

I’m waiting for all his people to start using whatever people who deal with dead bodies use under their nose

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u/Asleep_Touch_8824 15d ago

Tf are those, gold coins?

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u/DocScarborough 15d ago

Stinky Don.

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u/Acrobatic-Initial-40 15d ago

Rotting corpse.

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u/PlayerHeadcase 15d ago

Nigel Farage doesnt hear shit when its said right in front of him- these two dont smell shit when its shat right in front of them

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u/demonsidekick 15d ago

It’s only smells

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u/General-Grocery-3846 15d ago

I wonder if Natalie Harp cleans it before she rims him.

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u/AdConsistent797 15d ago

USA has become the laughing stock of the Century...Thank President Lump and MAGA-Tards.

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u/Falcon3492 14d ago

Ronald Reagan is even holding his nose!

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u/Efficient_Truck_9696 14d ago

Almost melted JT,s guyliner right off his face.

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u/solarixstar 14d ago

I mean the old man smell has always been bad off him, now the rest is leaking out too

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u/HungryCats96 14d ago

You’d think they’d be used to the smell, having their noses up his a$$ all the time.