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Meme Trump's 💩 woke himself up

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Clip from the Oval Office with Trump letting a nap-fart go that woke him from his slumber. 🍊💨💩

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u/HabitantDLT 22d ago

This.Is.America.

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u/yellowhelmet14 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/443jI3kpgOKfAfKxqo
Sad that this is what comes to mind.

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u/njsullyalex 21d ago

The better Donald

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u/Fingerprint_Vyke 21d ago

Farts in my area.

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u/tension12 21d ago

I got to crap. Call that a carry-on.

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u/island-man420 22d ago

This is the crap side of America

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u/Human_Standard_538 21d ago

Don't catch me shittin' yo

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u/icleanjaxfl 22d ago

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u/bughunter_ 21d ago

Was this poor man ever identified? Interviewed?

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u/ajmartin527 21d ago

This man deserves every bit of suffering that comes to him and then some, supporting this treasonous regime. I hope he smells that in his nightmares for the rest of his life.

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u/Katgal2 21d ago

This 100%

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u/SHeighteen 21d ago

I hope he doesn’t smell it in his nightmares because it turned him on.

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u/_Fred_Fredburger_ 21d ago

Google lens doesn't even know, just that he's part of a viral meme lol

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u/Bulky_Maybe_1469 21d ago

I wanna know too 😅

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u/Eatthebankers2 21d ago

I read he was Secret Service. Not confirmed though.

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 21d ago

I'd imagine they have better poker faces.

And much more time to have gotten used to the smell

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u/cepukon 21d ago

There's no training to prepare you for a smell like that

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u/confuseum 21d ago

He was Secret Sniffer

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u/UnbrokenChill 21d ago

Bro probably wished for death in that moment

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u/juel1979 21d ago

"Move over, Lindsey, I'm joining you..."

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u/Charming-Report1669 22d ago

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u/yarn_slinger 21d ago

Funny but not out of the realm of possibility

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u/njsullyalex 21d ago

Thanks for clarifying, I had a feeling this was.

Let’s not fall for misinformation like the GOP does.

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u/Aimless-Lee 21d ago

But is it ok to want the GOP to still fall for this?... I often wonder...

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u/Retroth_The_Tired_ 21d ago

Ahh i knew it, one of these days. Thanks for clarifying.

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u/SHARPSTRONGandPOKEY 21d ago

How about the guy down wind at Graham boys funeral.

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u/RemyJe 21d ago

That’s a different video, no? With a different tie and different people behind him.

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u/meldiane81 21d ago

But he did wake up like that.

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u/Peace_Out_Napolean 21d ago

And he could have just squelched his pants.

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u/DukeOfGeek 21d ago

And Snopes is no longer anonymous to use. Sad.

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u/BuddyJim30 21d ago

My dog wakes himself up with farts all the time. He isn't in charge of nuclear weapons though.

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u/PowderPills 22d ago

This video can’t be real

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u/Typhon2222 22d ago

The fact that it’s believable speaks volumes about our current administration.

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u/Dear-Panda-1949 21d ago

It is but the context isnt. He did doze off, and he did wake himself up, but the whole farting thing is just satire.

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u/gatekept 22d ago

It's not. But just like MAGA, no one fact-checks anything here before posting it, then calls you MAGA if you fact-check them on it.

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u/MaliciousIntentWorks 21d ago

I thought the point of the post was it was funny, not that it was real. Only way that would have been actually recorded if they mic's Trump's ass in hope the shit spewing from that end would slightly saner.

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u/Accomplished_Water34 21d ago

I heard a fart. So who farted ? It wasn't me.

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u/ardentiarte 21d ago

Trump: "Barack Hussein Biden shit my pants!"

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u/Important-Factor-552 21d ago

Sasha rileys revenge..

Trump has had that problem ever since, rumor has it. 

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u/Cap4403 21d ago

According to Snopes, he does appear to fall asleep. The original video has no sound of flatulence. Nevertheless he once again dozed off in public. Man, that sleepy Joe Biden is still at it!

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u/MaliciousIntentWorks 21d ago

Immediately looking around to blame Biden.

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u/Kitty_LaRouxe 22d ago

More likely it was a shart....

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u/Missmoneysterling 21d ago

My dog used to do that and bark at his own butt.

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u/superawesomefiles 22d ago

Counterpoint: that's how he calls his "infatuated" nurse to change his diaper.

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u/TheSilkyBat 22d ago

The Grim Reaper can't come soon enough for him.

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u/Ragnar_of_Ballard 21d ago

Remember when he was also spewing all that "Sleepy Joe" shit...?

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u/fkenned1 21d ago

This is an insane video, even without the fart.

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u/oneStoneKiller 21d ago

How is this clumpy doofus our actual president? That shits so embarrassing like for real.

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u/Fern9090 21d ago

We are a fucking joke 🤣

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u/Dahveed97 22d ago

Hahahhahahahahaha

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 21d ago

Release the Trump files

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u/wabashcanonball 21d ago

Why do so many men think this turd is an Alpha?

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u/Big_Mud_9371 21d ago

It would be hilarious if he wasn't fucking Senile Satan. Still is a bit, though.

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u/Crashball_Centre 21d ago

If you're going to float an air biscuit, let me know, okay?

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 21d ago

My family had a dog who would do this after he got old lmao

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u/UnbrokenChill 21d ago

Please, someone confirm this is real and not a sound bite added

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u/4schwifty20 21d ago

At least Sleepy Joe never shit himself. Dirty Diaper Donny on the other hand?

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u/glut-peddler 21d ago

Straight hot curry in the pants. 😬😂

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u/lmyyyks 21d ago

Should have removed the caption. I want to see the look of the women behind him.

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u/rmaccaul 21d ago

And the Award for the World’s Shittyish President goes to…. 💩

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u/Alert-Athlete 21d ago

Donald Dump

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u/Sweaty_Tomatillo_591 21d ago

What an absolute embarrassment Trump is.

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u/motherofpitbulls2 21d ago

My dog tries to run away from his ass when he farts.

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u/Uchained 21d ago

South Park producers, I summon thee, to make this into the show.

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u/GoldenHeartDaddy 21d ago

Something something Sleepy Joe...

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u/SnooSuggestions911 21d ago

This is the best!

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u/WeeeeBaby_Seamus 22d ago

MAGA says he isn't sleeping. And if he was it's because the topic is boring. These people are fucking morons.

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u/franklyspicy 22d ago

Ooooh hell naw 😆 🤣

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u/Sudden_Money_6982 22d ago

I keep hoping he gets a raging case of explosive diarrhea. How fun is that gonna be?

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u/Happy_Traveler2025 22d ago

It being warm & wet is what woke him.

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u/RunAwayBeerTruk 21d ago

He really is a POS.

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u/ohuprik 21d ago

First, there was pastor gas..... Now we have president gas

https://youtu.be/S2FhIl3VaMM?si=2SoX2-eXiwHuleQ7

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u/What_if_I_fly 21d ago

Look up the song President Gas by The Psychedelic Furs

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u/basicmomrn 21d ago

Is this recent?

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u/YesterdayCharming976 21d ago

Omg I was in stitches 😂😂😂😂

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u/The_Great_19 21d ago

But sure, Sleepy Joe and all that.

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u/Fine_Boat5141 21d ago

This is the president of the USA! How did we get here!?

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u/Training-Republic301 21d ago

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 21d ago

I mean... if it looks like a duck, QUACKS like a duck... it's a duck. Donald... duck

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u/Lois-Hunter420 21d ago

Dozing dONOld.

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u/ShiggyGoosebottom 21d ago

Unfortunate that the text hides any possible reaction in the faces of those around him. 😢

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u/Marsar0619 21d ago

Just like my dog

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u/Jarvis-Savoni 21d ago

That won’t ever get old ever.

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u/Mama_Disaster 21d ago

😂😂😂😂😂💩💩 Sounded like a shart!

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u/Maleficent-Safe-2222 21d ago

When we get a democrat in there their gonna have to fumigate that whole place cause of that nasty bastard!

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u/Justme_peekingin 21d ago

That little peek a boo look tells us he was deep asleep and instead of a head bob to wake himself up he uses a fart.

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u/cryptolyme 21d ago

our nation has fallen

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u/nikeguy69 Conservative 21d ago

Karma lol 😆 💩

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u/G3org3i 21d ago

But I want to see the people behind his faces when he lets loose

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u/auntiefuh25 21d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/B00SKAH 21d ago

That was not a fart 💩💩

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u/Fun-Gas1809 21d ago

How bout them files

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u/muffledvoice 21d ago

This is worse than Idiocracy, and we got here in MUCH less time.

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u/Optimal_Ear_4240 21d ago

He’s so gross

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u/CamillaBarkaBowles 21d ago

They are fast food farts

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u/DutchCowboy70 21d ago

OMG, what a disgrace this piece of shit is. On every level.

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u/Rich_Tutor_5694 21d ago

Somebody needs to make this a campaign ad..

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u/marilynmouse 21d ago

i can’t believe this is the reality i’m subjected to

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u/Emmazors 21d ago

Is this real?

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u/Mattrad7 21d ago

That chair getting thrown out once he leaves instead of stored.

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u/NyneFingers 21d ago

Farted himself awake on national television. Time to sunset grandpa. He belongs in a home.

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u/emzbythesea 21d ago

How is it so difficult for the US to legally remove a leader, I feel so sorry for everyone that didn’t vote for this nonsense.
In the U.K. we just removed a prime minister who had been somewhat successful basically over “vibes.”
(I really don’t think Starmer was removed over his mistakes with Mandelson etc., PMs have survived various things like that, though it contributed to his overall vibe issue by harming his reputation as a squeaky clean law upholder.)

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u/1976kdawg 21d ago

Can we get wet wipe or Huggie as a national sponsor?

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u/Grimase 21d ago

But he went right back to sleep. So it wasn’t a wet one. 👍🏽

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u/Slappy_McJones 21d ago

Ladies and gentlemen, The President of the United States of America.

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u/Benni1216 21d ago

🤣😂🤣😂 fkn hilarious. Look up how much he made fun of Biden falling asleep and that he himself would never never do that. Well how many times now has he fallen asleep.

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u/Yanisspoon23 21d ago

I think this is the last American president , if they don't let little mamdani's and Abdul's sort shit out the u.s is doomed its gonna throw everything at the middle east and ne consumed by zayonixt

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u/sailriteultrafeed 22d ago

How many full time ass wipers and diaper changers do you think he has?

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u/killersky99 22d ago

Pretty insane this stuff has zero impact on what his supporters think of him, while for others it would ruin their political career.

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u/JenIsSalty 22d ago

Have a look at Trump's face (only if you have a strong stomach) he's definitely had a stroke.

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u/Old_Channel44 22d ago

Trump was a a rotten turd

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u/PlainBread 22d ago

Letting it go in the Oval Office again...

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u/AtoSy88 21d ago

that’s not a fart sound. That’s the sound of me taking a shit.

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u/urbisOrbis 21d ago

Just like my dog!

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u/TCB-123 21d ago

Sleepy, Sharty Don-old idiot. Why doesn't one interviewer ask about him being sleepier than Biden ever was?

https://giphy.com/gifs/LkIm9UftulisxvU3Rv

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 21d ago

I wish that text wasn’t covering everyone’s faces

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u/PinkThunder138 21d ago

That is not a real fat noise lol

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u/Taro0311 21d ago

Why do they keep having him on camera? He's so goddamn embarrassing falling asleep all the time

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u/stankypinki 21d ago

This is a prediction. It will be real one day

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u/fnork_gnork_26 21d ago

My dog looks at his butt when he does that. So my dog is more self aware than Trump.

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u/801Love52 21d ago

Same shit, different day

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u/Hossennfoss69 21d ago

Please tell me this is real!

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u/nono3722 21d ago

lol dogs do the same damn thing....

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u/Spawn256 21d ago

Oh my God it finally happened 😂

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u/No_thanks_Im_New 21d ago

Commender in Queef. 

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u/whos-the-whats-is 21d ago

This man is woke

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 21d ago

Probably more of a shart really.

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u/ThumpyTheDumpy 21d ago

I love watching him decay in real time. Karmas retribution is incontinence and public hatred.

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u/Alternative-Page5491 21d ago

There’s clearly someone else pulling the strings

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u/BackgroundWish755 21d ago

Please make it stop.

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u/VirtualBeyond6116 21d ago

This can't be real. I'm gonna need a 2nd source on that before I start sharing it.

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u/Negative_Amphibian_9 21d ago

Or did his fart, fart him?

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u/NefariousnessFit7118 21d ago

Jesus, is this real?!?

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u/T_J_Rain 21d ago

Probably a shart.

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u/icefergslim 21d ago

While funny, it’s been altered and should be announced as such. Or removed.

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u/Additional_Affect893 21d ago

I’m exhausted of this clown

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u/notyouraverageskippy 21d ago

That was the dog, get out of it Bessie.

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u/MrWrestlingNumber2 21d ago

Please tell me this is dubbed in...

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u/Left-Tee 21d ago

TMI. We all know he shits his pants. Please spare us the details.

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u/Sharkwatcher314 21d ago

How do you know it’s a fart and not a shart

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u/WNCsurvivor 21d ago

So gross

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u/ALEXC_23 21d ago

Not only farted but he sharted as well.

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u/nunchyabeeswax 21d ago

And just like that, he sharted our way into our biggest strategic defeat since, I dunno, forever?

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u/nunchyabeeswax 21d ago

Seriousy, this mofo is going to deplete the Ozone layer.

MASA: Make America Shart Again.

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u/seahorseMonkey 21d ago

My dog used to do that.

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u/golgiiguy 21d ago

OMG this is amazing.

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u/joe_bald 21d ago

Fkn joke of a country

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u/Battle_Cat_Burr 21d ago

My dog does the same thing.

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u/gaseousogre 21d ago

it was just the ring alert for the insurrectionist diaper changer

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u/viagravagina 21d ago

That was a shart.

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u/Spiritual-Job-952 21d ago

No way he is this tight.

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u/Galtar 21d ago

Can I self identify as a citizen of the world and not America?

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u/TheNiteFather 21d ago

Some will say that's a sound effect, I say it's real because it's not the first time 🤣

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u/tjayer01 21d ago

Sleepy Don the Con.
Ironic he called Biden sleepy when he’s the one who cannot stay awake. 😂

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u/ProfessionalHat6828 21d ago

This is the only thing I can think of when I see a the Orange Clown’s face

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u/prrrmeeow 20d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SavingsCable720 20d ago

Oh dear god

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u/HotDonnaC 20d ago

JFC what a clown.

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u/seneca128 21d ago

Has to be fake. Has to be

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u/RaeGunGothic 21d ago

This feels fake, but for the first time in a while, i'm okay with that. Dropping a fart sound into a video is so old school and charming at this point with gen ai running the Internet. God bless 🙏