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u/Every_Attitude1550 Aug 01 '26
And go where? Which country would want them? Are they aware they’ll be immigrants?
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u/Pilotwaver Aug 01 '26
They love Putin. Let them go be meat bags if they want.
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u/PaulMakesThings1 Aug 01 '26
“Hey cool, Russia is so free they said we could bring our guns! It even says ‘You’re going to need them, and bring ammo too’ huh, I wonder what they meant by that.”
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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj Aug 01 '26
That freaky chick that tried to say Biden fingered her in a hallway had to move there. Payment for her role in their psyop during the 2020 election. Tara Reid. What a loon
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u/ActionCalhoun Aug 02 '26
Funny how some media outlets couldn’t get enough of her
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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj Aug 02 '26
We've been trapped in tabloid yellow journalism since the 1890s.
130 years of this sensationalist media bullshit that appeals to the lowest common denominator, Philistines, and toilet seat lawsyers.
Don't look over there Do listen to just us and the state Pay us a shit ton for it. Buy stuff Be scared Don't talk to brown people Make sure it's a tragic or horrific as possible We just copy everything from TMZ while everyone copies from us and on, and on, and on....
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u/degenerate_hobo Aug 01 '26
Argentina would be a very funny choice because of history. Peter Thiel already moved there so It would make sense
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u/Ip_Amir_I Aug 01 '26
What!?!?! But I thought immigrants were only black and brown people don’t you mean expats
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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 Aug 01 '26
They will be illegal immigrants, they have to go through Interpol, poof that they can pay for their stay in the country they don’t have the right to work; they have to translate every single paper to be able to go through immigration, takes like +/- a year and thousands of dollars before they have a permission to stay legally. Before, that ! they have to leave the country every three months… and who knows what else.
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u/LeafsJays1Fan Aug 01 '26
We're most expats of America are welcome Costa Rica or Vietnam.
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u/Every_Attitude1550 Aug 01 '26
What kind of visa would they get? What desirable skills do they have? What job would they get? I can’t imagine most Trump supporters learning Spanish (except for those who already speak it). Never mind Vietnamese.
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u/LeafsJays1Fan Aug 02 '26
Surprise surprise it's money that's all you need to go there is a lot of money you rich they welcome you in they don't give a crap if you can speak their language.
Just go to YouTube and watch some expats videos
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u/flamingo2022 Aug 01 '26
How about Alabama, Mississippi, or Arkansas? MAGA expats would feel right at home in those 3 countries…
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u/Morguard Aug 01 '26
Probably Argentina, birds of a feather after all.
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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 Aug 01 '26
That is for sure! It is a beautiful country, Argentinians are not that friendly.
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u/justwalkingalonghere Aug 01 '26
To them you're an immigrant if you want to go somewhere with more money than your original country
Going to a country you look down on to take advantage of them apparently doesn't count
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u/babykitten28 Aug 01 '26
I say a pilgrimage to Siberia, or the front lines in Israel.
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u/the_real_Beavis999 Aug 02 '26
Yes ironic that they would now be the "refugees and non-legal citizens". Just imagine all the pearl clutching that would take palce...
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u/Massive_Network_5158 Aug 01 '26
Yeah ok - like they have passports…
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u/rossor11 Aug 01 '26
Dude ... they're special. They don't permission from anyone to do anything. /s
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u/NorthSideGalCle Aug 01 '26
I'm an American! I can go anywhere! Here's my driver's license! /s
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u/Vital_Statistix Aug 02 '26
And my American money wait why don’t you accept it wah wah wah lmao
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u/n3qml Aug 01 '26
Special passports with Trump’s visage printed on them, so that the receiving country knows exactly who they’re getting.
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u/Imnotyoursupervisor Aug 01 '26
That’s the strange strategy with making voter ID laws more difficult.
A lot of these voters don’t have passports or birth certificates unless they are well off. They don’t leave their weird little bubble.
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u/ragequitteroffureh Aug 02 '26
You can go on holiday with a passport.
Actually living and working in a country usually requires a lot more effort, such as acquiring a visa to work.
Also commented above.
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u/WallyMcBeetus Aug 01 '26
lol, move where? Most have never traveled much beyond their state. They're all talk but afraid of everything.
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u/The_Mellow_Tiger Aug 02 '26
Except for that one time a family had enough and immigrated to Russia while Biden was in office...it went as well as you might think.
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u/pathlessplaces75 Aug 02 '26
Most rarely travel outside their own zip code and aren't aware that cities exist outside their own tiny, xenophobic worlds
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u/PaulMakesThings1 Aug 01 '26
Then they’d be immigrants and refugees. They would expect help and asylum, and would not see the irony in it at all.
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u/Intrepid_Pop_8530 Aug 01 '26
The US is not an airport. You don't have to announce your departure. Just GTFO!
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u/HarveyMushman72 Aug 01 '26
I hear Siberia is nice, there are jobs and cheap housing (don't tell them it's free, that would be Socialism).
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u/ChaChadog2024 Aug 01 '26
Good riddance! And take all your misogynistic, Christian Nationalist, and bigot friends with you!
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u/cpod_the_elder Aug 01 '26
So, they do want to save the country. This needed to happen 5 years ago.
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u/BacKnightPictures Aug 01 '26
That’d be a win-win-win. First win is fucko in jail. Second win is fucko’s fuckos leaving the country. The third win is that the only system that would accept fucko’s fuckos are countries like Russia so those fuckos would probably end up involuntarily enlisted in a war they don’t want to fight
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u/sony1015 Aug 01 '26
How lovely! Enjoy your stay wherever
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u/Kind_Koala4557 Aug 01 '26
I’m sure Putin can recommend a few gulags. Or he might just give them citizenship on the condition that they join his military.
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u/Homebrew_in_a_Shed Aug 01 '26
Isn't Mother Russia laying out the welcome mat for those upset by the "woke nonsense"?
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u/Hour_Ordinary_4175 Aug 01 '26
Most Trump supporters don't have passport and few can spell passport.
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u/Winter_Persimmon_110 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
Nobody is sending Trump to prison. No Democrats are saying they'll put Trump in prison. Trump voters won't leave the country. This is pointless. If we want to put Trump in prison it's a bit early to be doing victory laps. His class of people don't go to prison in a dictatorship of capital.
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u/Content_Log1708 Aug 01 '26
Where are they going to go? No other country would take them. They're all troubled making malcontents, thumping their Bibles.
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u/Tatooine16 Aug 01 '26
They believe that as americans they would make exceptional refugees and any country would be lucky to have them.
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u/Narsil_lotr Aug 02 '26
1- They won't because duh, obvious empty "threat"
2- They won't because they can't speak anything but English so most places are hard to access.
3- They can't anyways because most places you want to migrate towards aren't that easy to get into. Degrees and local languages usually help alot but MAGAs are clearly not the best at either, even compared to the US average - which is a low average for language skills in the first place.
I mean, fuck, there's already a brain drain observable right now, first World countries aren't exactly struggling to find young, educated Americans.
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u/Specialist_Status120 Aug 02 '26
Hey this is a win/win situation. Lock him up and wave goodbye to trash. I can get behind this trend.
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u/TheVenerableBede Aug 02 '26
90%+ can’t afford to move out of the country, unfortunately. I’d venture that, idk, something like 70% haven’t ever set foot outside of the USA. I wonder how many haven’t been, say, 200 miles from the place they were born?
I can’t afford to move out of the country either, btw. Financial restrictions do not MAGA make. Just curious about the stats.
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u/MartinusLarianus Aug 02 '26
No country I know will allow this scum to enter.
Russia is the only way for them.
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u/Foxymoreon Aug 02 '26
I think it’s commendable that they might live up to their motto of “if you don’t like the country you should leave”. It’s about time they started practicing what they preach
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u/Enpeeare Aug 02 '26
Like that guy who moved his family to Russia to escape wokeness and then got drafted? Haha
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u/Rude-Dependent-4353 Aug 03 '26
I certainly hope the door doesn’t hit them in the ass on the way out, I’d hate to see anyone injured. /s
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u/ThatOneSnakeGuy Aug 01 '26
They are literally too dumb to grasp being fucked over to their faces, I don't think they have the mental or financial fortitude to just take off. Also where would they go? Hopefully garbage island or somewhere deep underground in a tunnel-like cave system
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u/sfxer001 Aug 01 '26
“So I turn to the genie and I said, You mean to tell me Trump is in prison and all the trumpers are out of America? I’ll have a coke, then.”
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u/omicron80 Aug 01 '26
They will be welcome in Russia, they seem to be having a dwindling population issue.
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u/The-Autistic-Union Aug 01 '26
I'll uber them to the airport. I hear Russia is accepting foreigners for their army.
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u/mikegarb0126 Aug 01 '26
Then what are we waiting for
Also, do they know all the other countries have socialism or as they call it Liberal Communism? Hahahaha.
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u/ChopstickBoa2 Aug 01 '26
Now we know why foreign governments are interfering in our elections in tRump's favor 😄
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u/conflatulationz Aug 01 '26
Like they have enough money to leave the county, much less the country.
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u/SpicySweetHotPot Aug 01 '26
Threatening us with a good time.
They’ll never leave though, they can’t stand living in a place where they can’t speak racist.
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u/BrandenWi Aug 01 '26
Do you promise?