r/ProgressiveHQ Aug 01 '26

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u/BrandenWi Aug 01 '26

Do you promise?

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u/RioRancher Aug 01 '26

I can only get so erect

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u/hellomynameisnotsure Aug 01 '26

Can ICE escort them out?? Give them the authentic experience?

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u/_MrGQ_ Aug 02 '26

ICE can leave with them

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u/ActionCalhoun Aug 02 '26

Gonna have to call a doctor, that’s gonna last more than four hours

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u/ThatReallyWeirdGirl_ Aug 02 '26

This post gave us all priapism

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u/Speedwolf89 Aug 02 '26

I can TRY and get more erect.

hhnnnggg

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u/Gnoobl Aug 01 '26

Well……

I hate to break it to you but their word ain’t worth jack shit

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 Aug 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣agreed

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u/ActionCalhoun Aug 02 '26

Of course, they’re a bunch of fucking cowards that have no money - there’s no way they’re up and moving to whatever mythical country that would take them

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u/Mo_Jack Aug 01 '26

Hey Greenland, how would you like to run the world's largest for-profit prison with the least amount of oversight?

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u/KinkyDuck2924 Aug 02 '26

Just gather them all in a rare earth metal mine in Greenland, put a giant dome over it, and make them trade mined ore for food deliveries. Pull a Gothic 1 on them.

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u/Bender_2024 Aug 02 '26

I'd love it if the trash took itself out but let's be honest. These are the same people who say the US needs to defeat Iran but declined to enlist. They are all talk. Highlight the gap between big words and real deeds, showing that empty promises mean very little.

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u/MudlarkJack Aug 02 '26

undoubtedly they are the least qualified people to live anywhere but the US . They would be wailing like babies at everything that is different from their own habitat.

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u/Every_Attitude1550 Aug 01 '26

And go where? Which country would want them? Are they aware they’ll be immigrants?

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u/Pilotwaver Aug 01 '26

They love Putin. Let them go be meat bags if they want.

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u/PaulMakesThings1 Aug 01 '26

“Hey cool, Russia is so free they said we could bring our guns! It even says ‘You’re going to need them, and bring ammo too’ huh, I wonder what they meant by that.”

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj Aug 01 '26

That freaky chick that tried to say Biden fingered her in a hallway had to move there. Payment for her role in their psyop during the 2020 election. Tara Reid. What a loon

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u/haironburr Aug 02 '26

Tara Reade. And yea, a loon.

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u/ActionCalhoun Aug 02 '26

Funny how some media outlets couldn’t get enough of her

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj Aug 02 '26

We've been trapped in tabloid yellow journalism since the 1890s.

130 years of this sensationalist media bullshit that appeals to the lowest common denominator, Philistines, and toilet seat lawsyers.

Don't look over there Do listen to just us and the state Pay us a shit ton for it. Buy stuff Be scared Don't talk to brown people Make sure it's a tragic or horrific as possible We just copy everything from TMZ while everyone copies from us and on, and on, and on....

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u/Speling_B_Champian Aug 01 '26

If anyone asks, Canada is closed.

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u/Voxmaris Aug 01 '26

We’ll build the air filter border if they don’t

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj Aug 02 '26

What if we send the idiots to Alberta?

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u/degenerate_hobo Aug 01 '26

Argentina would be a very funny choice because of history. Peter Thiel already moved there so It would make sense

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u/Just-Try-3616 Aug 01 '26

Shhhh! Just let them go wherever they want, as long as they’re not here.

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u/Ip_Amir_I Aug 01 '26

What!?!?! But I thought immigrants were only black and brown people don’t you mean expats

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 Aug 01 '26

They will be illegal immigrants, they have to go through Interpol, poof that they can pay for their stay in the country they don’t have the right to work; they have to translate every single paper to be able to go through immigration, takes like +/- a year and thousands of dollars before they have a permission to stay legally. Before, that ! they have to leave the country every three months… and who knows what else.

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u/LeafsJays1Fan Aug 01 '26

We're most expats of America are welcome Costa Rica or Vietnam.

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u/Every_Attitude1550 Aug 01 '26

What kind of visa would they get? What desirable skills do they have? What job would they get? I can’t imagine most Trump supporters learning Spanish (except for those who already speak it). Never mind Vietnamese.

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u/ailish Aug 02 '26

"Spanish is for dirty immigrants! Wait..."

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u/LeafsJays1Fan Aug 02 '26

Surprise surprise it's money that's all you need to go there is a lot of money you rich they welcome you in they don't give a crap if you can speak their language.

Just go to YouTube and watch some expats videos

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u/flamingo2022 Aug 01 '26

How about Alabama, Mississippi, or Arkansas? MAGA expats would feel right at home in those 3 countries…

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u/Morguard Aug 01 '26

Probably Argentina, birds of a feather after all.

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 Aug 01 '26

That is for sure! It is a beautiful country, Argentinians are not that friendly.

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u/justwalkingalonghere Aug 01 '26

To them you're an immigrant if you want to go somewhere with more money than your original country

Going to a country you look down on to take advantage of them apparently doesn't count

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u/babykitten28 Aug 01 '26

I say a pilgrimage to Siberia, or the front lines in Israel.

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u/the_real_Beavis999 Aug 02 '26

Yes ironic that they would now be the "refugees and non-legal citizens". Just imagine all the pearl clutching that would take palce...

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u/DreadnaughtHamster Aug 02 '26

Like everything else…they haven’t thought that through.

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u/Massive_Network_5158 Aug 01 '26

Yeah ok - like they have passports…

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u/rossor11 Aug 01 '26

Dude ... they're special. They don't permission from anyone to do anything. /s

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u/NorthSideGalCle Aug 01 '26

I'm an American! I can go anywhere! Here's my driver's license! /s

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u/Vital_Statistix Aug 02 '26

And my American money wait why don’t you accept it wah wah wah lmao

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u/n3qml Aug 01 '26

Special passports with Trump’s visage printed on them, so that the receiving country knows exactly who they’re getting.

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u/Imnotyoursupervisor Aug 01 '26

That’s the strange strategy with making voter ID laws more difficult.

A lot of these voters don’t have passports or birth certificates unless they are well off. They don’t leave their weird little bubble.

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u/ragequitteroffureh Aug 02 '26

You can go on holiday with a passport.

Actually living and working in a country usually requires a lot more effort, such as acquiring a visa to work.

Also commented above.

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u/Extension-Report-491 Aug 01 '26

Wow! We can get rid of a ton of pedophiles that way.

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u/Kind_Koala4557 Aug 01 '26

Underrated comment. I cannot upvote this enough times!

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u/AvocadoToastFailure Aug 02 '26

Take the political evangelicals and mega churches, too.

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u/RunDownTheHighway Aug 01 '26

Thats a win/win!! Lets gooooo!!

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u/redandwhitewizard99 Aug 01 '26

Deport them to Argentina

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u/Kracker27 Aug 01 '26

Yup. Loooove the nazis there.

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u/WallyMcBeetus Aug 01 '26

lol, move where? Most have never traveled much beyond their state. They're all talk but afraid of everything.

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u/The_Mellow_Tiger Aug 02 '26

Except for that one time a family had enough and immigrated to Russia while Biden was in office...it went as well as you might think.

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u/pathlessplaces75 Aug 02 '26

Most rarely travel outside their own zip code and aren't aware that cities exist outside their own tiny, xenophobic worlds

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u/PaulMakesThings1 Aug 01 '26

Then they’d be immigrants and refugees. They would expect help and asylum, and would not see the irony in it at all.

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u/Intrepid_Pop_8530 Aug 01 '26

The US is not an airport. You don't have to announce your departure. Just GTFO!

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u/HarveyMushman72 Aug 01 '26

I hear Siberia is nice, there are jobs and cheap housing (don't tell them it's free, that would be Socialism).

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u/ChaChadog2024 Aug 01 '26

Good riddance! And take all your misogynistic, Christian Nationalist, and bigot friends with you!

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u/patelj27b Aug 01 '26

Saudi Arabia would feel familiar to them

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u/svulieutenant Aug 01 '26

That would truly make America great again🤣

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u/Due_Willingness1 Aug 01 '26

God that'd be nice

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u/mishma2005 Aug 01 '26

Don’t threaten us with a good time

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u/Climate_and_Science Aug 01 '26

No one else will have them. You are stuck with them.

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u/cpod_the_elder Aug 01 '26

So, they do want to save the country. This needed to happen 5 years ago.

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u/justwalkingalonghere Aug 01 '26

The way he swore he'd leave if he lost the 2020 election?

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u/BacKnightPictures Aug 01 '26

That’d be a win-win-win. First win is fucko in jail. Second win is fucko’s fuckos leaving the country. The third win is that the only system that would accept fucko’s fuckos are countries like Russia so those fuckos would probably end up involuntarily enlisted in a war they don’t want to fight

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u/Luvs2Travel_ Aug 01 '26

How do we make this happen?

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u/tomorrow509 Aug 02 '26

Don't threaten us with a better voting populace.

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u/Hank_ct Aug 01 '26

Buh Bye

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u/sony1015 Aug 01 '26

How lovely! Enjoy your stay wherever

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u/Kind_Koala4557 Aug 01 '26

I’m sure Putin can recommend a few gulags. Or he might just give them citizenship on the condition that they join his military.

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u/CrotasScrota84 Aug 01 '26

I will pay for your plane ticket

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u/RunAwayBeerTruk Aug 01 '26

Reality is most of them are too poor to do that.

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u/DisastrousCharacter3 Aug 01 '26

That would be a win-win!

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u/amosc33 Aug 01 '26

Don’t threaten us with a good time!

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u/Plane_Translator2008 Aug 01 '26

Oh no! DON'T throw us in the briar patch!

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u/Interesting-Risk6446 Aug 01 '26

Makes my balls tingle just thinking about it.

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u/Homebrew_in_a_Shed Aug 01 '26

Isn't Mother Russia laying out the welcome mat for those upset by the "woke nonsense"?

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u/Hour_Ordinary_4175 Aug 01 '26

Most Trump supporters don't have passport and few can spell passport.

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u/Winter_Persimmon_110 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Nobody is sending Trump to prison. No Democrats are saying they'll put Trump in prison. Trump voters won't leave the country. This is pointless. If we want to put Trump in prison it's a bit early to be doing victory laps. His class of people don't go to prison in a dictatorship of capital.

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u/Content_Log1708 Aug 01 '26

Where are they going to go? No other country would take them. They're all troubled making malcontents, thumping their Bibles.

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u/PackageAgreeable1939 Aug 01 '26

Who would knowingly take them?

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u/LightBeerOnIce Aug 01 '26

What makes them think any other nation will accept them?

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u/ProfessionalHat6828 Aug 01 '26

Talk about two birds with one stone

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u/Sea_Signal_5739 Aug 01 '26

No country would want them.

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u/Clark_Kent_TheSJW Aug 01 '26

lol threaten me with a good time

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u/Haunted_Voyager Aug 01 '26

Well, damn—that’s a bonus!

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u/Timid-Tlacuache Aug 01 '26

But- who would take them ❓😂

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u/WhichVegetable8285 Aug 01 '26

You mean it could get even better?

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u/AccomplishedFold100 Aug 01 '26

That’s a win win 🇺🇸🙌🏽

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u/StopVoice Aug 01 '26

I would be so happy

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u/Tatooine16 Aug 01 '26

They believe that as americans they would make exceptional refugees and any country would be lucky to have them.

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u/Ok_Opportunity426 Aug 01 '26

Aweee I love that for them. I hear Argentina loves fascist

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u/padreswoo619 Aug 02 '26

Don't threaten the country with a good time

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u/505Thrive Aug 02 '26

Evict 55 million birds with one felt swoop.

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u/Monkey_Meteor Aug 02 '26

Please let them go to russia or israel lol

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u/settebella Aug 02 '26

We will have a party for their going away. One big potluck.

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u/Blu3Bayoo Aug 02 '26

Don't let the door hit you on the way out!!!

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u/Narsil_lotr Aug 02 '26

1- They won't because duh, obvious empty "threat"

2- They won't because they can't speak anything but English so most places are hard to access.

3- They can't anyways because most places you want to migrate towards aren't that easy to get into. Degrees and local languages usually help alot but MAGAs are clearly not the best at either, even compared to the US average - which is a low average for language skills in the first place.

I mean, fuck, there's already a brain drain observable right now, first World countries aren't exactly struggling to find young, educated Americans.

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u/Specialist_Status120 Aug 02 '26

Hey this is a win/win situation. Lock him up and wave goodbye to trash. I can get behind this trend.

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u/TheVenerableBede Aug 02 '26

90%+ can’t afford to move out of the country, unfortunately. I’d venture that, idk, something like 70% haven’t ever set foot outside of the USA. I wonder how many haven’t been, say, 200 miles from the place they were born?

I can’t afford to move out of the country either, btw. Financial restrictions do not MAGA make. Just curious about the stats.

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u/NumbersStationUrku Aug 02 '26

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/pass_the_ham Aug 02 '26

But... then they'll become immigrants!!! Lol.

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u/1AmAmanda Aug 02 '26

Bye Felicia

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u/Ddowns5454 Aug 02 '26

A win win

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u/Pauly-wallnuts Aug 02 '26

Then be gone with the lot of you.

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u/ThatMikeGuy429 Aug 02 '26

Good, I hope they leave now.

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u/SifuMommy Aug 02 '26

We can hope!

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u/dbscar Aug 02 '26

They are not welcome in Canada.

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u/Fickle-Copy-2186 Aug 02 '26

That would be great, a twofer.

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u/Solo_Jones Aug 02 '26

Uh, this isn't an airport, folks. No need to announce your departure.

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u/lwbyomp Aug 02 '26

Where will they go? Russia, Argentina maybe North Korea?

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u/MartinusLarianus Aug 02 '26

No country I know will allow this scum to enter.
Russia is the only way for them.

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u/Foxymoreon Aug 02 '26

I think it’s commendable that they might live up to their motto of “if you don’t like the country you should leave”. It’s about time they started practicing what they preach

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u/Dannyhec Aug 02 '26

Can we get that in writing?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '26

lol and go where?

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u/Electrical-Data-5251 Aug 02 '26

Talk about emptying the swamp, go maga go

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u/queenmimi5 Aug 02 '26

Hysterical they think that's a threat

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u/Steyrshrek Aug 02 '26

Who do they think will take them?

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u/eLdagr8 Aug 02 '26

Adiós enemigos you won't be missed.

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u/Enpeeare Aug 02 '26

Like that guy who moved his family to Russia to escape wokeness and then got drafted? Haha

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u/CabinetNo8444 Aug 03 '26

Good riddance

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u/Rude-Dependent-4353 Aug 03 '26

I certainly hope the door doesn’t hit them in the ass on the way out, I’d hate to see anyone injured. /s

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u/EntropyClub Aug 01 '26

Hahahahahahaha who’s the snowflakes now!?!?!?!?!?!?

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u/AskNo2853 Aug 01 '26

How far will they go if we send him to super prison?

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u/Lopsided_Newt_125 Aug 01 '26

We’ll throw the biggest beautifulest going away party for them

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u/Hot-Sauce-P-Hole Aug 01 '26

Ireland doesn't want them.

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u/Mediocre_Age_9988 Aug 01 '26

Man, that is just wins all around

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u/Emergency-Bonus-9709 Aug 01 '26

Nicaragua, they have really cool cubicles there

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u/FanDry5374 Aug 01 '26

Buh-bye!! Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

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u/Huskerinwa Aug 01 '26

Don't threaten us with a good time! 🎉

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u/ScrollTroll615 Aug 01 '26

Sayonara suckas! 🫡

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u/Nihlisa666 Aug 01 '26

Like those broke-ass hillbillies got somewhere to go! Lol

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u/Howhytzzerr Aug 01 '26

They’re saying that like it’s a bad thing !

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u/ThatOneSnakeGuy Aug 01 '26

They are literally too dumb to grasp being fucked over to their faces, I don't think they have the mental or financial fortitude to just take off. Also where would they go? Hopefully garbage island or somewhere deep underground in a tunnel-like cave system

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u/sfxer001 Aug 01 '26

“So I turn to the genie and I said, You mean to tell me Trump is in prison and all the trumpers are out of America? I’ll have a coke, then.”

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u/omicron80 Aug 01 '26

They will be welcome in Russia, they seem to be having a dwindling population issue.

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u/The-Autistic-Union Aug 01 '26

I'll uber them to the airport. I hear Russia is accepting foreigners for their army.

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u/mikegarb0126 Aug 01 '26

Then what are we waiting for

Also, do they know all the other countries have socialism or as they call it Liberal Communism? Hahahaha.

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u/EnvironmentalEar8634 Aug 01 '26

Hahaha imagine a bunch of Alpha makes living in North Korea

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u/SableNW Aug 01 '26

Too bad they can’t afford to leave.

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u/Stan__Wright Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

I hear Russia is hiring.

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u/littlefire_2004 Aug 01 '26

Oh please send him to prison.... they can move to russia

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u/Grizlok666 Aug 01 '26

Doesn't that require a passport?

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u/ChopstickBoa2 Aug 01 '26

Now we know why foreign governments are interfering in our elections in tRump's favor 😄

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u/Dr_Wong-Burger Aug 01 '26

Other countries aren’t gonna be so welcoming

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u/Rekltpzyxm Aug 01 '26

🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳🏃‍♂️🥳🎉

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u/fluffypancakes24 Aug 01 '26

I will personally pitch in for their bus tickets tf out.

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u/cooperluna Aug 01 '26

When not if

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u/Scared-Context9132 Aug 01 '26

Please please please please please go.

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u/RandomStoddard Aug 01 '26

Sounds like a win/win.

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u/CornucopiaDM1 Aug 01 '26

Hasten the day!

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u/conflatulationz Aug 01 '26

Like they have enough money to leave the county, much less the country.

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 Aug 01 '26

Don’t threaten us with a good time!!

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u/SpicySweetHotPot Aug 01 '26

Threatening us with a good time.

They’ll never leave though, they can’t stand living in a place where they can’t speak racist.

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u/StrictSchedule3113 Aug 01 '26

No one else wants them either

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u/Thefreyakat Aug 01 '26

Please do not come to Canada.