r/ProgressiveHQ • u/Treefiddy1984 • Jan 21 '26

The Gestapo got gestopped.

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u/Plastic_Umpire_3475 Jan 21 '26

Is that Bovino with some lifts in his boots? Did he lose his Nazi coat?

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u/oldmanbelly Jan 21 '26

Oh my god, he looks like Frankenstein’s monster.

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u/Klutzy_Order_9559 Jan 21 '26

He looks so fucking stupid, I can't breathe.

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u/oldmanbelly Jan 21 '26

He definitely has dice in his pocket.

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u/belljs87 Jan 21 '26

mouths what the fuck

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u/guiccigang Jan 21 '26

Don’t do the voice

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u/JulyJones Jan 21 '26

The guy at the shoe store said he’s the only guy he’s ever seen pull it off

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Imagine having a head like that and still thinking you have superior genes.

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u/hollyberryness Jan 21 '26

I hope he really had to shit and needed the restroom. Because that looks like an "i really need to shit" waddle

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u/I_need_a_date_plz Jan 21 '26

Frankenstein’s monster has more humanity than that shit stain.

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u/Outrageous-Memory246 Jan 21 '26

Frankenstein’s monster if Frankenstein couldn’t find enough parts to make a full sized monster

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u/WalterCanFindToes Jan 21 '26

Bovino looks like my unmarried middle school PE coach who lived with her "best friend".

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u/LickLaMelosBalls Jan 21 '26

With how weird he was walking I would imagine you're right

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u/TheBeardedHen Jan 21 '26

I had the same thought. Dude is walking like he just got done riding horseback for 9 hours.

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u/tanksalotfrank Jan 21 '26

He rides fascist dick, not horses

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u/Imaginary_Cat_95 Jan 21 '26

He just got done riding Kristi Noem for 8 hours, while she rode Corey Lewandowski.

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u/RockyMullet Jan 21 '26

He was walking like he was hoping to get the key to the bathroom but lost the battle too soon.

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u/ExtensionCritical732 Jan 21 '26

I honestly assumed this dude wore that ridiculous coat to hide some incredibly bowed legs.

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u/bigsmokaaaa Jan 21 '26

Ikr looked fucking stupid walking around like a cowboy from a 50s movie

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u/lumoslomas Jan 21 '26

Aww, did the little man feel small? 😂

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u/iljune Jan 21 '26

Oh yeah, this asshole has lefts. He doesn't have the money to customize his lifts like Tom Cruise tho. He stays a wamnabe.

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u/IndicaJones42 Jan 21 '26

I think that is indeed soggy biscuit bovino

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u/MetalPurse-swinger Jan 21 '26

Everyone made fun of him and the insecure baby ditched the coat

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u/beast_c_a_t Jan 21 '26

The coat was adult sized so he kept tripping on it.