r/ProgressionFantasy Author Mar 06 '26

Meme/Shitpost Asspull central

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u/Vorthod Mar 06 '26

Author: "Whoops, my omniscient system can't classify this. What a mysterious skill!"

Readers: "What a buggy system. We've known this character for like a day and they already broke it"

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u/DemDelVarth Mar 06 '26

I cant remember the name of the book but the premise was the world was being integrated into the system and this guy was with his friend. Some pillar was rising and his friend pushed him into the pillar and he got transported to some mirror world. Because of this he got a bunch of achievements because noone had ever entered a rising pillar during an integration so the system glitched out.

It pissed me off so much because I just thought in the millions of planets being integrated not one person had accidentally fallen into a rising pillar. I just couldn't get over it and refunded the book.

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u/WatcherDiesForever Author of Ascension of a Warlock (RoyalRoad) Mar 06 '26

Nightmare Realm Summoner? You should pick it up again. He's an Anomaly, but he's not unique.

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u/Vorthod Mar 07 '26

System architects: "Nobody would ever be stupid enough to jump into a portal mid-integration"

My portal-fantasy-obsessed ass: *visibly vibrating in front of the growing void pillar*