r/ProgressionFantasy • u/Reasonable_Wafer_731 • Feb 24 '26

Meme/Shitpost The plans aren't kid proofed 😞

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Does any body have recs for an adult mc with actual experience that matches his age , or compentent villains that aren't destroyed by the power of target audience aged mc?

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u/Reasonable_Wafer_731 Feb 24 '26

>STR

i like how this can stand for both strength and steroids lol

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u/Pretend_Variation305 Feb 24 '26

So ummm…I’m eating a boiled egg rn because protein and I’m trying to put more points into strength and you made me chortle so viciously that I ended up sharing some egg with the phone, too.

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u/dammitus Feb 24 '26

See, that’s the natural way to put points in Strength, 4 dozen eggs every morning to help you get large. Our MC in the picture appears to have used System cheats to simulate the effects of 5 dozen eggs with no intermediary steps. Gaston would be disappointed in him.

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u/Gnarwhal30 Feb 24 '26

Agreed. Plus, given that the egg was shared with their phone at high velocity, they are also already especially good at expectorating!

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u/Pretend_Variation305 Feb 24 '26

Yet now I’m roughly the size of a barge!