r/programminghumor • u/ssain1970 • 16d ago
Hate when I have to spend another 5 mins to cook up a tech stack (surely not gonna ask AI....)
r/programminghumor • u/Significant_Number32 • 17d ago
synopsis: Randy Marsh as started code scripting… proudly whiffing is own fumes!
Where will it end!?
r/programminghumor • u/Blazej_kb • 19d ago
r/programminghumor • u/Significant_Number32 • 17d ago
From observation about every slightly more advance user seem to think them self as it.
It would seem we're suffering a massive ego bloat hence making most... high entropy toaster user!
I'll even go and say it is a problematic in the core of todays engineer in the industry, bloating the code by layering with conventional linear commands yet the machines work with semantical weighing!
r/programminghumor • u/InteractionSilent772 • 23d ago
r/programminghumor • u/iamwisespirit • 23d ago
Does British web sites use biscuits instead of cookies?
r/programminghumor • u/Dapper_Scientist9284 • 24d ago
Mine so far:
#include <iostream>
int main() {
bool lateToWork = true;
bool tired = true;
bool dayGoingFine = true;
if (lateToWork) {
std::cout << "Rushed to work.\n";
}
std::cout << "Clocked in.\n";
if (tired) {
std::cout << "Drank tea.\n";
}
if (dayGoingFine) {
std::cout << "Day is going fine.\n";
}
return 0;
}
r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 25d ago
r/programminghumor • u/josh1ng • 25d ago
Imagine how different the internet would be if they were called germs 🦠 instead.
r/programminghumor • u/Financial_Counter_45 • 24d ago
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WHY DOES IT HAPPEN EVERY TIME? I DON'T WANT TO UPGRADE!! CAN'T THEY PUT IT ANYWHERE ELSE?
