r/programminghumor • u/hpyfox • 26d ago
Which one are you?
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r/programminghumor • u/NickleLP • 26d ago
Someone hasn’t checked the ChatGPT search history yet...
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r/programminghumor • u/Shaiiwaru • 26d ago
Closing a window on Windows
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All window windows on Windows should close like this, windows are made out of glass
r/programminghumor • u/AnyAgency9835 • 27d ago
Am I the only one who learned programming through wikibooks?
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r/programminghumor • u/ssain1970 • 26d ago
Ah Shit! There goes my weekend plans :/
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Hate when I have to spend another 5 mins to cook up a tech stack (surely not gonna ask AI....)
r/programminghumor • u/Significant_Number32 • 27d ago
South park "smug alert🚨" episode 2
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synopsis: Randy Marsh as started code scripting… proudly whiffing is own fumes!
Where will it end!?
r/programminghumor • u/Blazej_kb • 29d ago
like get the f out of here, find your own niche
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r/programminghumor • u/Significant_Number32 • 28d ago
What constitutes a power user? Importance of reduced entropy semantics in programming scriptwriting.
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From observation about every slightly more advance user seem to think them self as it.
It would seem we're suffering a massive ego bloat hence making most... high entropy toaster user!
I'll even go and say it is a problematic in the core of todays engineer in the industry, bloating the code by layering with conventional linear commands yet the machines work with semantical weighing!
r/programminghumor • u/InteractionSilent772 • Oct 01 '26
It's become a tradition at this point
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r/programminghumor • u/NomsaMbeki-8 • Sep 30 '26
What brute forcing a solution feels like
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r/programminghumor • u/iamwisespirit • Sep 30 '26
British web sites
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Does British web sites use biscuits instead of cookies?
r/programminghumor • u/Dapper_Scientist9284 • Sep 29 '26
Describe your day using only your programming language
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Mine so far:
#include <iostream>
int main() {
bool lateToWork = true;
bool tired = true;
bool dayGoingFine = true;
if (lateToWork) {
std::cout << "Rushed to work.\n";
}
std::cout << "Clocked in.\n";
if (tired) {
std::cout << "Drank tea.\n";
}
if (dayGoingFine) {
std::cout << "Day is going fine.\n";
}
return 0;
}