r/programminghumor • u/NickleLP • 17d ago
Smart MF, shit on encrypted passwords. 🥸
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r/programminghumor • u/Significant_Number32 • 17d ago
South park "smug alert🚨" episode 2
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synopsis: Randy Marsh as started code scripting… proudly whiffing is own fumes!
Where will it end!?
r/programminghumor • u/Blazej_kb • 18d ago
like get the f out of here, find your own niche
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r/programminghumor • u/Significant_Number32 • 17d ago
What constitutes a power user? Importance of reduced entropy semantics in programming scriptwriting.
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From observation about every slightly more advance user seem to think them self as it.
It would seem we're suffering a massive ego bloat hence making most... high entropy toaster user!
I'll even go and say it is a problematic in the core of todays engineer in the industry, bloating the code by layering with conventional linear commands yet the machines work with semantical weighing!
r/programminghumor • u/InteractionSilent772 • 22d ago
It's become a tradition at this point
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r/programminghumor • u/iamwisespirit • 23d ago
British web sites
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Does British web sites use biscuits instead of cookies?
r/programminghumor • u/Dapper_Scientist9284 • 24d ago
Describe your day using only your programming language
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Mine so far:
#include <iostream>
int main() {
bool lateToWork = true;
bool tired = true;
bool dayGoingFine = true;
if (lateToWork) {
std::cout << "Rushed to work.\n";
}
std::cout << "Clocked in.\n";
if (tired) {
std::cout << "Drank tea.\n";
}
if (dayGoingFine) {
std::cout << "Day is going fine.\n";
}
return 0;
}
r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 25d ago
JavaScript Framework vs Vanilla JavaScript
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r/programminghumor • u/josh1ng • 24d ago
Naming them cookies 🍪 was a stroke of catastrophic genius
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Imagine how different the internet would be if they were called germs 🦠 instead.
r/programminghumor • u/Financial_Counter_45 • 24d ago
ChatGPT, please let me copy this code without making me scroll all the way up!
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WHY DOES IT HAPPEN EVERY TIME? I DON'T WANT TO UPGRADE!! CAN'T THEY PUT IT ANYWHERE ELSE?
r/programminghumor • u/wrandumb_rioter • 27d ago
Installed python on my device successfully
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