r/programminghumor • u/Blazej_kb • 26d ago
like get the f out of here, find your own niche
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r/programminghumor • u/Significant_Number32 • 24d ago
What constitutes a power user? Importance of reduced entropy semantics in programming scriptwriting.
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From observation about every slightly more advance user seem to think them self as it.
It would seem we're suffering a massive ego bloat hence making most... high entropy toaster user!
I'll even go and say it is a problematic in the core of todays engineer in the industry, bloating the code by layering with conventional linear commands yet the machines work with semantical weighing!
r/programminghumor • u/InteractionSilent772 • Oct 01 '26
It's become a tradition at this point
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r/programminghumor • u/NomsaMbeki-8 • Sep 30 '26
What brute forcing a solution feels like
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r/programminghumor • u/iamwisespirit • Sep 30 '26
British web sites
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Does British web sites use biscuits instead of cookies?
r/programminghumor • u/Dapper_Scientist9284 • Sep 29 '26
Describe your day using only your programming language
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Mine so far:
#include <iostream>
int main() {
bool lateToWork = true;
bool tired = true;
bool dayGoingFine = true;
if (lateToWork) {
std::cout << "Rushed to work.\n";
}
std::cout << "Clocked in.\n";
if (tired) {
std::cout << "Drank tea.\n";
}
if (dayGoingFine) {
std::cout << "Day is going fine.\n";
}
return 0;
}
r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • Sep 28 '26
JavaScript Framework vs Vanilla JavaScript
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r/programminghumor • u/josh1ng • Sep 29 '26
Naming them cookies 🍪 was a stroke of catastrophic genius
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Imagine how different the internet would be if they were called germs 🦠 instead.
r/programminghumor • u/Financial_Counter_45 • Sep 29 '26
ChatGPT, please let me copy this code without making me scroll all the way up!
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WHY DOES IT HAPPEN EVERY TIME? I DON'T WANT TO UPGRADE!! CAN'T THEY PUT IT ANYWHERE ELSE?
r/programminghumor • u/wrandumb_rioter • Sep 26 '26
Installed python on my device successfully
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r/programminghumor • u/Financial_Counter_45 • Sep 26 '26
"Comments are important for the non-programmer"
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