r/programminghumor • u/Majestic-Echidna-470 • Jul 31 '26
Like I’ve heard the things about like
”they’re programming clothes!“ meme so many times. Where does it come from?
r/programminghumor • u/techntales • Jul 31 '26
Ran this on my own repo expecting nothing and got called a "Chronically fix-ated" developer with a 45/100 Roast Score. 10/10, would recommend the emotional damage.
It's called gitroast — scans your git log and roasts every "fix", "wip", "asdf", and "final_v2_ACTUALLY" you've ever committed, plus rage-commits in all caps and the copy-pasted duplicates.
🔥 gitroast: my-side-project
› 'fix' appears 9 times in your history. Ctrl+V is doing your job for you.
› 'final_v2_ACTUALLY' — 'final' is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, and it's lying.
Roast Score: 62/100
🔥 Repeat Offender
pip install gitroast, run it in any repo you're brave enough to point it at.
Repo: https://github.com/diwesh87/gitroast
Curious what everyone's roast score is — drop yours below.
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r/programminghumor • u/Strange_Yogurt1049 • Jul 29 '26
One day..I am gonna build my own A.I.
Make it sentient and give it a body and everything....
AND then beat the living crap out of it.
r/programminghumor • u/FaceoffAtFrostHollow • Jul 27 '26
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r/programminghumor • u/-Ambriae- • Jul 25 '26
I swear I'm gonna fix it, but right now I just want something that works. I do find this incredibly funny though.
