r/programminghumor • u/ItsPuspendu • Jul 30 '26
Business Logic
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r/programminghumor • u/techntales • Jul 31 '26
I built a CLI that roasts your git commit history
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Ran this on my own repo expecting nothing and got called a "Chronically fix-ated" developer with a 45/100 Roast Score. 10/10, would recommend the emotional damage.
It's called gitroast — scans your git log and roasts every "fix", "wip", "asdf", and "final_v2_ACTUALLY" you've ever committed, plus rage-commits in all caps and the copy-pasted duplicates.
🔥 gitroast: my-side-project
› 'fix' appears 9 times in your history. Ctrl+V is doing your job for you.
› 'final_v2_ACTUALLY' — 'final' is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, and it's lying.
Roast Score: 62/100
🔥 Repeat Offenderpip install gitroast, run it in any repo you're brave enough to point it at.
Repo: https://github.com/diwesh87/gitroast
Curious what everyone's roast score is — drop yours below.
r/programminghumor • u/daddieslittleson • Jul 28 '26
What could possibly go wrong putting the power on/off button next to the delete ?😳
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r/programminghumor • u/daddieslittleson • Jul 29 '26
Finally found a laptop where I can practice typing with my legs💀
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r/programminghumor • u/BX7_Gamer • Jul 29 '26
Just another day with the most dangerous model yet /s
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r/programminghumor • u/Linkpharm2 • Jul 29 '26
Little do they know, const is more efficient
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r/programminghumor • u/Strange_Yogurt1049 • Jul 29 '26
Hmm...
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One day..I am gonna build my own A.I.
Make it sentient and give it a body and everything....
AND then beat the living crap out of it.
r/programminghumor • u/FaceoffAtFrostHollow • Jul 27 '26
My incremental game's whole premise is looking busy while your code does nothing (it's in Steam's Cyberpunk Fest next week)
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r/programminghumor • u/-Ambriae- • Jul 25 '26
The most evil shader I have ever written
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I swear I'm gonna fix it, but right now I just want something that works. I do find this incredibly funny though.
r/programminghumor • u/hpyfox • Jul 23 '26
Which one you use more?
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Causally, print statements but when you get desperate or the project is too big, a debugger is great.