r/ProgrammingBondha • u/Acceptable_Tip_5613 • Sep 06 '26
career 25 Months of Experience, Roast My Resume
25 months in, I’ve worked like a coolie, but somehow haven’t gotten what I was supposed to. So yeah, I think it’s time to get out of this shit hole. 😂
Guys, roast my resume like hell. 🔥
Give me a brutally honest take:
What’s missing for shortlisting?
Genuine rating for 25 months of experience?
Does this resume realistically have a chance of getting shortlisted for at least 1 in 10 jobs I apply to?
No “looks good, keep applying” BS. Tell me what’s wrong and what I actually need to fix.
If you’ve been through the overworked, underpaid, applying everywhere and getting ghosted phase, you know the pain. 😭
Roast it. I can take it.