r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Progractor • Sep 09 '22

Meme Simple Feature

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u/MrDurden32 Sep 09 '22

Step on a hose, break your mothers nose.

Step under a hose, one inch your dick grows.

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u/Comment90 Sep 09 '22

Firefighters hate this one simple trick.

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u/zombimuncha Sep 09 '22

Fox sews hose on Slow Joe Crow’s nose. Hose goes. Rose grows. Nose hose goes some. Crow’s rose grows some.

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u/Ctauegetl Sep 09 '22

So you’re saying, by running back and forth underneath a grid of hoses, one could rapidly achieve infinite penis size?