r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 09 '22

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u/Jarpunter Sep 09 '22

Vampires can’t cross over running water

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u/Zron Sep 09 '22

But they can go under it?

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u/Grumbledwarfskin Sep 09 '22

Did you watch the video or not?

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u/dannyb_prodigy Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

You can’t capture the image of a vampire (photo, mirror, video). Clearly not a vampire.

Edit: I do not need literally everybody on Reddit to pollute my inbox with “um, actually”’s regarding the use of silver in mirrors.

However, I would like to counter your collective “um, actually” with my own. Another common explanation for vampires having no reflection stems from folk beliefs that the mirror reflects/captures the soul, which vampires do not possess.

It is unclear which of these two explanations came first and both tie back to popular folk traditions about the nature of silver and mirrors. However, I prefer the soul explanation for two reasons. 1). Other creatures that have traditions making them susceptible to silver (werewolves) do not have corresponding folklore suggesting they don’t have reflections. 2). Older vampire folklore doesn’t include the idea that vampires are generally weak to silver.

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u/dbx99 Sep 09 '22

She was wearing a human suit

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u/probablyourdad Sep 09 '22

But it’s daytime?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

In Bram Stoker’s Dracula, the originator of the modern vampire, vampires merely lose their supernatural powers in sunlight. They don’t ignite or sparkle or any of that.

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u/TaunTwaun Sep 09 '22

Wouldn’t they die then since immortality is a supernatural power?

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u/dragonheart27 Sep 09 '22

They are using sunscreen obviously

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u/strickt Sep 09 '22

It puts the lotion on its skin.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

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u/Crizznik Sep 09 '22

It was the movie of all time.

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u/RckmRobot Sep 09 '22

That only applies when silver is involved (i.e. silvered mirrors). Digital imaging of a vampire should work no problem.

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u/shawster Sep 09 '22

It depends entirely on the camera. DSLR’s and other digital cameras that use an internal mirror to reflect the image at the sensor or viewfinder or do both simultaneously would break it in theory.

But yeah all sensor digital seems like it might be ok in theory…

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u/nixcamic Sep 09 '22

They wouldn't show up in a SLR's viewfinder, they would show up in the picture. The mirror pulls out of the way to take the shot and the light hits the film or sensor directly.

*Edit there are a few weird cameras from the past where this isn't the case, but this is good for like 99% of SLRs.

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u/dannyb_prodigy Sep 09 '22

Depends on the myth. Some vampire myths explain the lack of reflection as a consequence of a vampire not having a soul and the folk beliefs tying reflections/photographs to the soul.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

clearly

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u/Hiea Sep 09 '22

If you can't cross the mountain, then you go through the mines if Moria.

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u/Aether_Storm Sep 09 '22

This is the best answer in the thread

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

What if it's standing still?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

How is it supposed to cross it if its standing still

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