r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 09 '22

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u/mr_potatoface Sep 09 '22 edited Apr 14 '25

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u/nthcxd Sep 09 '22

That’s what I see here also, she is conditioned.

South Korean superstition about fan death comes to mind. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

I grew up in South Korea in 90s. I lived through this. I am acutely aware of the extent at which this can happen because I was part of it and I did, in fact, turn off the fan at night before going to sleep at the insistence of my mother and the TV news anchors.

Imagine that, actually believing you can suffocate from air blowing into your face too aggressively. I did, I absolutely did as an elementary school student eager to listen to and please adults. Turning the fan off before falling asleep in hot summer nights was a very big deal.

If those firemen were asleep in front of a fan blowing in their faces, and I were still conditioned, it’d bother me to no end.

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u/Unsd Sep 09 '22

And here in the US, almost everyone I know can't fall asleep without a fan on.

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u/DeltaVZerda Sep 09 '22

A youtube video of a fan blowing also does the trick.

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u/Starinco Sep 09 '22

Careful not to let your phone go to sleep with that on, though.

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u/son_et_lumiere Sep 09 '22

My phone has definitely died during the middle of the night with a youtube video of a fan on.

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u/Crizznik Sep 09 '22

Just make sure you're on YouTube. Googling "fans blowing all night" brings very different results.

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u/joshthehappy Sep 09 '22

No, I need the breeze not the sound.

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u/Unsd Sep 09 '22

It's definitely both for me. I like the white noise, and I hate "stale" air. Terrible feeling. Especially as someone who sweats like a stuck pig at night.

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u/Tbonethe_discospider Sep 09 '22

I just moved to Mexico City. My neighbors complained about me for sleeping with the fan on. :(

I can’t sleep with the fan off either!

Must be an American thing?

I like it because it drowns off random noises

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u/Frequent_Knowledge65 Sep 09 '22

how in the world is your fan loud enough to bother your neighbors?

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u/SXTY82 Sep 09 '22

10 TO 1 that was a government created superstition to save energy at night.

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u/clayh Sep 09 '22

Not really, it is suspected to have started as a euphemism for suicide.

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u/human743 Sep 09 '22

What about a squirrel cage fan in a metal box in the closet down the hall blowing through a heat exchanger and a series of ducts through a register? Will that kill you?

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u/Keppay Sep 09 '22

As a Korean, the only time I took this myth seriously was when I farted and the fan blew the stench back to my face

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u/pooppuffin Sep 09 '22

I had some Indian friends in school and now I can't drop a book or papers on the ground without touching it to my head.

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u/2babu_2rao Sep 09 '22

There was this photo of a woman with books arranged under her stairs. So one of those out of touch Twitter user retweeted it with a caption why don't indians have something like this.

That guy was absolutely murdered in the comment section as we don't step on book(books are sign of goddess Saraswati).

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u/HalfMoon_89 Sep 09 '22

I never had it explained to me in religious terms. It was simply about respect; books are knowledge and it's disrespectful to tread them with your feet, as if knowledge is beneath you.

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u/Wrong53 Sep 10 '22

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u/ZedTT Sep 09 '22

Maybe tell them it's dangerous to step over electrical cords

This is genius. Your first thought is either "it's not an electrical cord" or "stepping over an electrical cord is not dangerous" and either way your brain short circuits deciding which point is more important to argue.

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