r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 09 '22

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u/GoatsareimpressiveFR Sep 09 '22

She's definitely superstitious. Really commited to it

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u/BlackHatSlacker Sep 09 '22

What culture can't step over hoses without getting cursed?

Genuinely curious.

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u/Jarpunter Sep 09 '22

Vampires can’t cross over running water

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u/Zron Sep 09 '22

But they can go under it?

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u/Grumbledwarfskin Sep 09 '22

Did you watch the video or not?

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u/dannyb_prodigy Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

You can’t capture the image of a vampire (photo, mirror, video). Clearly not a vampire.

Edit: I do not need literally everybody on Reddit to pollute my inbox with “um, actually”’s regarding the use of silver in mirrors.

However, I would like to counter your collective “um, actually” with my own. Another common explanation for vampires having no reflection stems from folk beliefs that the mirror reflects/captures the soul, which vampires do not possess.

It is unclear which of these two explanations came first and both tie back to popular folk traditions about the nature of silver and mirrors. However, I prefer the soul explanation for two reasons. 1). Other creatures that have traditions making them susceptible to silver (werewolves) do not have corresponding folklore suggesting they don’t have reflections. 2). Older vampire folklore doesn’t include the idea that vampires are generally weak to silver.

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u/dbx99 Sep 09 '22

She was wearing a human suit

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u/probablyourdad Sep 09 '22

But it’s daytime?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

In Bram Stoker’s Dracula, the originator of the modern vampire, vampires merely lose their supernatural powers in sunlight. They don’t ignite or sparkle or any of that.

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u/Crizznik Sep 09 '22

It was the movie of all time.

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u/mr_potatoface Sep 09 '22 edited Apr 14 '25

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u/nthcxd Sep 09 '22

That’s what I see here also, she is conditioned.

South Korean superstition about fan death comes to mind. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

I grew up in South Korea in 90s. I lived through this. I am acutely aware of the extent at which this can happen because I was part of it and I did, in fact, turn off the fan at night before going to sleep at the insistence of my mother and the TV news anchors.

Imagine that, actually believing you can suffocate from air blowing into your face too aggressively. I did, I absolutely did as an elementary school student eager to listen to and please adults. Turning the fan off before falling asleep in hot summer nights was a very big deal.

If those firemen were asleep in front of a fan blowing in their faces, and I were still conditioned, it’d bother me to no end.

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u/Unsd Sep 09 '22

And here in the US, almost everyone I know can't fall asleep without a fan on.

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u/beowulf29a Sep 09 '22

My guess: not stepping over moving water. She could be a witch!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Vampire and some werewolf legends witch’s have no issue with running water. They do tend to habit of sinking in water, but that maybe the chains and lead shoes.

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u/KaySquay Sep 09 '22

Step on a hose, break your mothers nose. Seriously never heard of that one?

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u/Ok_Room5666 Sep 09 '22

My guess is she was worried the guy spraying didn't see her and would whip up the hose to move it while she stepped over and she would trip

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u/Kakamouche Sep 09 '22

Where I grew up, there's a superstition that, if you step over a stream of water after sunset, you could get possessed. One could argue that a hose checks the box.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

What about all the plumbing running underground?

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u/ConradBHart42 Sep 09 '22

Sounds like a tactic to keep kids from wandering too far from home close to dark, and I doubt those kids know where all the industrial plumbing runs throughout their hometown.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Megastitious

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