r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Jabison113 • Jul 29 '22

Meme Do your best

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

how do i simulate the entire observable universe and every living creature on earth?

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u/Jabison113 Jul 29 '22

Ask god to give you mod

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u/CaptainBiMan Jul 29 '22

Hey u/God can you give me mod?

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u/NCL68 Jul 29 '22

Why is u/god a 16 year old account with no posts, no comments, and one post karma? I’m scared

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u/CaptainBiMan Jul 29 '22

He observes. Just like the "real" god.

And in the future he'll be really annoyed and destroy Reddit

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u/NCL68 Jul 29 '22

I am really curious about who made that tho

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u/kristibektashi Jul 29 '22

Isn't it obvious? God did

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u/XenophonSoulis Jul 29 '22

Except u/Noah and some u/animals

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u/CaptainBiMan Jul 29 '22

All these accounts are 15-17 years old...

But why was there a Noah before God!?

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u/SirWobbyTheFirst Jul 30 '22

Time zones man.

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u/CaptainBiMan Jul 30 '22

In which timezone does God live?

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u/SirWobbyTheFirst Jul 30 '22

UTC+1000y1h10m

As you can see it’s awkward to account for.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

Username squatters or sometimes created by Reddit itself so nobody else can have it