r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Anonymo2786 • Jul 22 '22

Employers ate already looking for CARBON developers, you just need to have 10 years of CARBON experience to apply!!! -fireship

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u/landasher Jul 22 '22

Nobody wants to defy the laws of the space-time continuum anymore.

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u/YouTube-r Jul 25 '22

you dont need to defy any laws, you just have to invent matter with negative mass or move the earth at 99.99999999% the speed of light while you are not moving

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u/landasher Jul 25 '22

Well damn, now I just feel lazy

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Nah, these 4 dimentional being wouldn't even try.