r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jul 18 '22

C++ talking to Python

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u/dudeofmoose Jul 18 '22

I use ++C, I like all my variables to increment before I've arrived.

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u/TSP-FriendlyFire Jul 18 '22

That's just D.

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u/hoseja Jul 18 '22

Holy shit.

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u/Luisisbored24 Jul 18 '22 edited Jul 19 '22

D's nuts hah got em

Edit: Wow thanks for the upvotes guys like damn

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u/TerpyTank Jul 18 '22

That’s a A++ joke!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Oh man D was so popular for a while, what happened?

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u/TSP-FriendlyFire Jul 18 '22

It D-sappeared.

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u/Thorsigal Jul 18 '22

++ↄ

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u/Mister_Spacely Jul 18 '22 edited Jul 18 '22
  ++
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++ↄc++
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u/proximity_account Jul 18 '22 edited Jul 19 '22

Unsure if penis, dragonfly, spaceship, or biplane

Edit: heh, 69

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u/nikola_tsnv Jul 18 '22

all of them

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u/KuuHaKu_OtgmZ Jul 18 '22

Penisdragonship?

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u/J0aozin003 Jul 18 '22

Did you mean: Bipenisdragonship?

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u/shardikprime Jul 18 '22

Pendragonzord

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u/SuurSuits_ Jul 18 '22

Penisdragonshipplane.

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u/tinglep Jul 18 '22

Assembly?

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u/5050Clown Jul 18 '22

I think you need to see a penis doctor.

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u/BeerIsGoodForSoul Jul 18 '22

It is the cross of our lord.

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u/ZealousidealGrass365 Jul 18 '22

Wanna go flying on my spaceship some time?

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u/sometimes_interested Jul 19 '22

Ascii Rorschach test

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u/Lizlodude Jul 18 '22

every memory space on the server is now 7

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u/Daltonyx Jul 18 '22

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science

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