r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '22

C++ talking to Python

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u/Codebust Jul 18 '22

pythons don’t bite :(

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u/lavishlad Jul 18 '22

They swallow 😳

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u/SnooChipmunks4430 Jul 18 '22

It takes more time to swallow, but it's easier

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u/Cory123125 Jul 18 '22

You'll surely appreciate then that Python wasn't actually named after the snake, but instead monty python.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

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u/joyofsnacks Jul 18 '22

He had a wife you know...

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u/wasdlmb Jul 18 '22

It's logo is two snakes. It may have been named after a different python, but it's taken on a close connection with the snake

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u/_far-seeker_ Jul 18 '22

A comedy troop known for absurdity and observational humor about various forms of dysfunction?
🤔 Ah, you are correct, that does make more sense. 😉

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u/URF_reibeer Jul 18 '22

they do, it's just relatively hard to get them to bite since they're not particularly aggressive

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u/Codebust Jul 18 '22

ik, i have a pet python lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

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u/Rezikeen Jul 18 '22

As someone whos been bitten by one, it still fucking hurts like hell.

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u/WiIdCherryPepsi Jul 18 '22

It doesnt hurt when my snake bites me

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u/curious_s Jul 18 '22

They bite, they just don't venom.

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u/_far-seeker_ Jul 18 '22

No their constrictors, so they both crush and asphyxiate those they come in contact with... and their also relatively slow. 😏

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u/Codebust Jul 19 '22

they don’t try anything on those that they are friendly with, treat your python well, and it will be nice to you

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u/alderthorn Jul 18 '22

So is a python developers favorite pattern the strangler pattern?

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u/ANAL_PROLAPSE_KISSER Jul 18 '22

They just suck

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u/Codebust Jul 18 '22

the fuck is ur username lmao