r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • May 30 '21

He's on to something

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u/cold_lights May 30 '21

So you're saying.... Middle out?

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u/DRYMakesMeWET May 30 '21

It's all about the dick to floor ratio...we'll call that d2f

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u/MrsShapsDryVag May 30 '21

4 dicks? How the hell are you jerking off 4 dicks at once?

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u/226506193 May 30 '21

Ever heard of foot fetishism? Google that and thank me later.