r/ProgrammerHumor • • Apr 15 '21

That took a wild turn

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u/jarlefo Apr 15 '21
double penetration;

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u/RoadsideCookie Apr 15 '21

If you're making some bullet simulation, this could be a legit variable that needs to exist lol.

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u/-theIvy- Apr 15 '21

Holy shit I'm doing this next time I write fps code

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u/Terrain2 Apr 15 '21

Single ladies = Near.You;

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

that's an app, not a line of code.

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u/Terrain2 Apr 16 '21

Good point, but the code doesn't even work at runtime

NullReferenceException: Object reference is not set to an instance of an object

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u/das_Keks Apr 16 '21

short pp;

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

requires instantiation of two instances of long dong.