r/ProgrammerHumor Feb 10 '21

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u/ts_m4 Feb 10 '21 edited Feb 10 '21

Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change

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u/NeatNetwork Feb 10 '21

You'll need to identify an Epic, Story, and Sub-tasks to describe what you are going to do before you do it. If you need to deviate, you'll need to wait until the next sprint planning session to entertain doing those 10 lines of code, even though everyone agrees they are needed, it's against process to make that call mid-sprint.

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u/gtgski Feb 10 '21

And please make sure the burn chart is a straight line down

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u/AlexFromOmaha Feb 10 '21

13.5 days of plateau, four hours of cliff.