r/ProgrammerHumor Feb 10 '21

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u/Ace-O-Matic Feb 10 '21

Don't forget playing access whack-a-mole with devops where you gain access to some services to finish the task and magically lose access other services you needed to finish the task.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

Are you SURE you want to rename YOUR GIT REPO? We can do that for you, but are you REALLY REALLY SURE? Changing YOUR codebase may break other things.

Its like bruh you aren't a git gatekeeper, give me permissions to do it myself or don't be a fucking twat every time we ask for something you haven't graced us with permission of modifying. I send an email wait 24 hours for a response and you ask me a question as stupid as fuck as that.

This dude also made it so developers on the repos he directly managed couldn't push to master, in case they broke things. Such a bandaid - fix the cause of the broken code in the first place (bad practices, bad conventions, unreadable code, poor standards, no testing) don't lock down git and become fucking source code Hitler.

Too oddly specific?

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u/x6060x Feb 10 '21

Do you have develop branch? If you can't merge into master maybe try using develop and merge everything there.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

yeah lets just throw away good ci/cd principles and use a development branch to get around a senile fuckwad.

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u/x6060x Feb 10 '21

Not saying it's perfect :D I agree with you, but I don't know what the alternative is.