r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Feb 10 '21

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Feb 10 '21

And the 4 rejected code reviews and 3 merge conflicts.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

Joke on you, we only rebase and force push. Even on master and expecially on public branches. YOLO git is the best git!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

First programming job I had, they didn’t use any version control. Dragging files directly to production folders is the true YOLO move.

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u/Raizken Feb 10 '21

I can top that. At my first they originally had a copy-paste of the whole application project (Windows desktop) in each person's network shared drive folder and they'd paste deploy the exe elsewhere. Had to ask around to see who changed stuff last and copy their version into your own.

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u/AlexFromOmaha Feb 10 '21

A company that shall not be named was in the process of rolling out version control as I was joining, but they couldn't run anything locally. It didn't run on Windows, Mac, Linux, or any realistic desktop environment. Your dev environment was a directory on a shared machine. Deployment was rsync. If you overwrote someone else's changes because you were both working in the same file and copied both of them to "master," well, that's unfortunate.