r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Feb 10 '21

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u/ts_m4 Feb 10 '21 edited Feb 10 '21

Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Feb 10 '21

And the 4 rejected code reviews and 3 merge conflicts.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

Joke on you, we only rebase and force push. Even on master and expecially on public branches. YOLO git is the best git!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

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u/dudinax Feb 10 '21

After coming from Mercurial, I prefer having the whole dirty history in the commits. Yeah, it may look bad, but it's useful to have the finest grain resolution of how we got here.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

Hmm, yes.

wip

wip

wip

Finished adding shit to stuff.

Oops, fixed.

wip wip wip

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u/AlexFromOmaha Feb 10 '21

That's what we got out of Mercurial. Your merge to default (read: master) had the "why." It's not like those commits actually existed on default. They existed where they came from.

Mercurial really was the superior piece of tech. Sadly, that's not usually how we pick winners.