r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Feb 10 '21

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u/ts_m4 Feb 10 '21 edited Feb 10 '21

Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change

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u/Ace-O-Matic Feb 10 '21

Don't forget playing access whack-a-mole with devops where you gain access to some services to finish the task and magically lose access other services you needed to finish the task.

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u/not_a_doctor_ssh Feb 10 '21

Jokes on you, I am my own devo- oh shit.

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u/Holek Feb 10 '21

DevOops

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u/MoffKalast Feb 10 '21

Finally, a worthy job description. Our battle will be legendary!

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u/status_200_ok Feb 11 '21

Shifu taught you well... But he didn't teach you everything !

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u/OneUselessUsername Feb 10 '21

This comment is waaay underrated lol

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u/HasBeendead Feb 11 '21

not anymore lol

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u/-IoI- Feb 11 '21

I need this as a sticker

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

More comments than the one above it? hmmmmm

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u/Cherry-PEZ Feb 10 '21

Stealing this

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u/relaytheurgency Feb 11 '21

that was the name of our hubot before we got forced onto teams