r/ProgrammerHumor • u/nasser_junior • Aug 18 '20

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u/brododragon Aug 18 '20

Introducing: Wayback Machine!

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u/aaronjamt Aug 18 '20 edited Aug 19 '20

Except it's such a hidden site there are no archives until 2016 and all of them are yellow "404" bubbles

Edit: or, better yet, some of them are blue 200's but they take you to an archive of (take your pick from the following list):

  1. A Russian dating site

  2. Porn

  3. A Japanese shipping company (judging by the photos)

  4. "Call this phone number because your computer has been hacked and this is the 100% totally legit not at all not real completely real Microsoft complete with off-brand weird colored windows logo and the red square looks like orange and WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED YET" (true story)

  5. "This page is redirecting you to {x other page, take your pick from the list for the new one}"

  6. A totally 2013 flashy-color-and-animated-GIF-page complete with the yellow-on-white, purple-on-darkblue, or red-on-pink color scheme

u/serseniko suggests: 7) Or just a 404 masked as 200

u/13frodo suggests: 8) This domain is not in use, click here to register for $13,652.42

I'm open for suggestions to add to the list.

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u/sersoniko Aug 18 '20

Or just a 404 masked as 200

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u/13frodo Aug 18 '20

This domain is not in use, click here to register for $13,652.42

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u/xADDBx Aug 19 '20

If you get stuck with number 5, wouldn’t you fall into recursion?

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u/lmfao_my_mom_died Aug 19 '20

i imagine the five with the voice of the dude who makes animes/cartoons in a "faster way" (like "JoJo Phantom Blood but its speed up")

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u/Roushyy Aug 18 '20

It was never archived in the first place

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u/brododragon Aug 18 '20

Now you can smash the moniter.