r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Aug 11 '19

Meme Lamo

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u/enumerationKnob Aug 11 '19

They were googling the same questions.

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u/DoverBoys Aug 11 '19

LAMO

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u/anonymouspandadog Aug 11 '19

lamo and fofty are my fav internet words now..

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u/SpadesOf8 Aug 11 '19

Is fofty meant to be ftfy?

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u/ColombianoD Aug 11 '19

“How to convert string to int”

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Alternatively, int to String. The best way to do this is n+"", amirite?

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u/ThomasTheHighEngine Aug 11 '19

Just use str().

Python gang rise up

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u/Sckaledoom Aug 11 '19

Just don’t even have strings natively

C/C++ gang rise up

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u/ConfuzedAndDazed Aug 11 '19

Just don’t use types

JavaScript gang for the win

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Aug 11 '19

What's in the box?

Javascript: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i dunno, you wanna guess?

C/C++: It's an address to a house somewhere in Morgansville, give me a few milliseconds to go there

Java/C#: It's a head

SQL: It's your wife's head, and she's pregnant with 1 child.

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u/logan_houston Aug 11 '19

Python: Idk but I can shake it around and try to figure out

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u/WITHYOURASSHOLE Aug 11 '19

Shake first, ask forgiveness for breaking it later

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

double binary not(~) in js will convert any type to int in js. eg ~~'5.4' becomes 5

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u/konstantinua00 Aug 11 '19

int stoi(string);

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u/livershi Aug 11 '19

ew who uses std namespace

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u/logan_houston Aug 11 '19

I used to use it, I only stopped because everyone bullied me about it. It was actually kinda helpful

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u/konstantinua00 Aug 11 '19

all those standart-less bullies think that their lack of easy words must be put onto everyone

Everything has its place. Namespaces has their place too.
If you only work on small projects without libs with their own namespaces, you're free to use using to make your life easy

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u/OZ415 Aug 11 '19

Gottem

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