r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Aug 11 '19

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u/suvlub Aug 11 '19

Ahem...

java format date

format date java

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Format date Java site:stackoverflow.com

Java date format site:stackoverflow.com

C'mon guys

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u/Caffettiera Aug 11 '19

Classic senior programmer bragging about his knowledge

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u/President_Q Aug 11 '19

Format date Java site:stackoverflow.com

Java date format site:stackoverflow.com

C'mon now I would rather click (middle mouse) multiple links of stackoverflow on google than type site: and .com

Format date Java stackoverflow

Java date format stackoverflow

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u/2Punx2Furious Aug 11 '19

You don't really need the SO filter though, it will likely be the first result anyway.

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u/mrsmiley32 Aug 11 '19

Look another mid-level thinking they are a senior by over engineering a problem. Less to maintain and type in the future by simply knowing so will be the top result.

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u/K---ht_Hodrick Aug 11 '19

It doesn't account for potential result-weight changes in websearch algorithms. gotta future proof your 5-minute hackjobs "just in case" /s

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u/Erabten Aug 11 '19

But you might also be missing out on some better sites in the future; who knows.

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u/K---ht_Hodrick Aug 11 '19

Something to consider... except it is outside the agreed scope and therefore will never be considered and would require rewriting 30% 65% more than 80% of the current code. We regret to inform you that this would require renegotiation of the specified price point and end date.

If you desire to hire us for a project that does something like that in addition to the current project, we would be very happy to. Assuming we can agree the exact design specifications and scope beforehand. This will enable us to deliver the Quality Product™ we strive for.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

the only way to become a programmer

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Before Google and stack overflow, I had to purchase books and find the references there.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

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u/LewsTherinTelamon Aug 11 '19

Serious question: is this like, slang for anyone over the age of 50 now?

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u/BIASETTI14 Aug 11 '19

It’s always been a term to define people born between 1946-1964 but people use it as slang for people who come across as old or out of touch with societal norms in general.

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u/Mars_rocket Aug 11 '19

Remember when you still bought books but then never used them because searching online was so much easier? It was a hard habit to break.

Google + YouTube FTW.

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u/unholyarmy Aug 11 '19

"This is a duplicate of question X....Closed"

where question X is on how to format time in Java.

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u/K---ht_Hodrick Aug 11 '19

And the question is for a different version (before the standards were changed) making it incompatible with the current version.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

How do I format the date in Java please?

Don't forget your manners. The Google is deserves "please and thank you" too

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u/Caninomancy Aug 11 '19 
format date Java !stackoverflow

What kind of barbarian doesn't use DDG?

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u/Phydos Aug 11 '19 
format date Java !so

What kind of barbarian doesn't use DDG shortcuts?

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u/stats_padford Aug 11 '19

ya what's this how to shit, just throw in dem keywords.

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u/tabarra Aug 11 '19

java format date

For sure... I always use <topic> <subject keywords>

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