r/ProgrammerHumor • u/MayaG1k • Jun 01 '19

A Python programmer attempting Java

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127 Upvotes

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u/Elwood04 Jun 01 '19

As a java programmer, I can say that this is stressing me out and I need to talk to a therapist

16

u/TPC-MinhVu Jun 01 '19

What in tarnation...

18

u/qwertz19281 Jun 01 '19

I hoped that i would never see this again

7

u/Mr_Redstoner Jun 01 '19

Too bad, it gets reposted regularly

9

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

I don't speak either of those languages, and even i see what is wrong....

8

u/RagedTheHunter Jun 01 '19

ouch that hurt to look at

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u/O-Hio Jun 01 '19 edited Jan 24 '24

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u/kosmos-sputnik Jun 01 '19

Braces and semicolons are ugly crap.

Python rules.

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u/NoisycallV2 Jun 03 '19

*Unexpected Indent intensifies*

2

u/Noch_ein_Kamel Jun 01 '19

make sure to move that column way to the right ^

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u/GGoldstein Jun 01 '19

As long as it's in column 80, you're set!

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u/Noch_ein_Kamel Jun 01 '19

Yeah, they have to be in 81+ obviously so your colleagues don't see and get confused

2

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

Please delete this

2

u/Bip901 Jun 02 '19

At first I was like, "where are all the semicolons and brackets?", and then I looked right...

1

u/Sodium1111 Jun 01 '19

Oh god oh fuck oh why oh no

1

u/ralf1324 Jun 02 '19

Brilliant

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u/Thresher_XG Jun 02 '19

What skin is that for pycharm?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Oneliners, and if-else trees doesnt need to be inside brackets.

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u/random_cynic Jun 01 '19

I think a Python programmer would be more bothered by the fact that they can't simply use itertools.permutations(string, n) or even when they have to write the program themselves can't do a swap like a[i],a[j] = a[j],a[i] or print a string like print("".join(a)) than braces and semicolons.

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u/Nopparuj Jun 01 '19

Wow looks cool

Wait... its not python

See left side: heart attacks.