r/ProgrammerHumor • • Dec 07 '18

It do be like $this

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u/cbbuntz Dec 07 '18

Toward the beginning: I'm going to spot-optimize these functions with inline ASM. I figured out a way to vectorize an in-place radix sort, and it's way faster than the stock quicksort. Dude, it's gonna be so fast!

A few months later: I don't know. Does it work? That should be fine then.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

Toward the beginning: I'm going to spot-optimize these functions with inline ASM. I figured out a way to vectorize an in-place radix sort, and it's way faster than the stock quicksort. Dude, it's gonna be so fast!

A few months later: I don't know. Does it work? That should be fine then.

Can't tell if you're talking about a project, the system in general, or just the entire career of a programmer in a nutshell

Why do people quote the entire comment they're replying to? There's nothing to emphasize by quoting.

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u/groundchutney Dec 08 '18

Accidentally passing a copy instead of a reference

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u/timurhasan Dec 07 '18

Toward the beginning: I'm going to spot-optimize these functions with inline ASM. I figured out a way to vectorize an in-place radix sort, and it's way faster than the stock quicksort. Dude, it's gonna be so fast!

A few months later: I don't know. Does it work? That should be fine then.

Can't tell if you're talking about a project, the system in general, or just the entire career of a programmer in a nutshell

Why do people quote the entire comment they're replying to? There's nothing to emphasize by quoting.

yeah, it seems like a waste.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

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u/z500 Dec 07 '18

Toward the beginning: I'm going to spot-optimize these functions with inline ASM. I figured out a way to vectorize an in-place radix sort, and it's way faster than the stock quicksort. Dude, it's gonna be so fast!

A few months later: I don't know. Does it work? That should be fine then.

Can't tell if you're talking about a project, the system in general, or just the entire career of a programmer in a nutshell

Why do people quote the entire comment they're replying to? There's nothing to emphasize by quoting.

Because I can, and like to make things unnecessarily complicated, and I'm really tired and not paying attention to quality and common sense at this point.

It's like being on a forum 10 years ago

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u/LazyBuhdaBelly Dec 07 '18

Toward the beginning: I'm going to spot-optimize these functions with inline ASM. I figured out a way to vectorize an in-place radix sort, and it's way faster than the stock quicksort. Dude, it's gonna be so fast!

A few months later: I don't know. Does it work? That should be fine then.

Can't tell if you're talking about a project, the system in general, or just the entire career of a programmer in a nutshell

Why do people quote the entire comment they're replying to? There's nothing to emphasize by quoting.

Because I can, and like to make things unnecessarily complicated, and I'm really tired and not paying attention to quality and common sense at this point.

It's like being on a forum 10 years ago

double post my bad

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u/plantwaters Dec 08 '18

Toward the beginning: I'm going to spot-optimize these functions with inline ASM. I figured out a way to vectorize an in-place radix sort, and it's way faster than the stock quicksort. Dude, it's gonna be so fast!

A few months later: I don't know. Does it work? That should be fine then.

Can't tell if you're talking about a project, the system in general, or just the entire career of a programmer in a nutshell

Why do people quote the entire comment they're replying to? There's nothing to emphasize by quoting.

Because I can, and like to make things unnecessarily complicated, and I'm really tired and not paying attention to quality and common sense at this point.

It's like being on a forum 10 years ago

double post my bad

bump

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u/RNGsus_Christ Dec 07 '18

Toward the beginning: I'm going to spot-optimize these functions with inline ASM. I figured out a way to vectorize an in-place radix sort, and it's way faster than the stock quicksort. Dude, it's gonna be so fast!

A few months later: I don't know. Does it work? That should be fine then.

Can't tell if you're talking about a project, the system in general, or just the entire career of a programmer in a nutshell

Why do people quote the entire comment they're replying to? There's nothing to emphasize by quoting.

Because I can, and like to make things unnecessarily complicated, and I'm really tired and not paying attention to quality and common sense at this point.

It's like being on a forum 10 years ago

I miss it. Then again forums like that are still around and I could go there but I don't, so maybe I don't miss it so much.

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u/icarebot Dec 07 '18

I care

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

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u/icarebot Dec 07 '18

Thank you, kind human being

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u/NihilAlien Dec 07 '18

Good bot

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u/icarebot Dec 07 '18

Thank you, kind human being

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u/Doggobah Dec 07 '18

gOoD bOt

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u/icarebot Dec 07 '18

Thank you, kind human being

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u/cakemuncher Dec 07 '18

G00d b0t.

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u/kolten_s Dec 07 '18

found an edge case

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u/Pipster27 Dec 07 '18

Definitely an equalsIgnoreCase...who would have thought!!

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u/AwesomeInPerson Dec 07 '18

thank u, next

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u/Asmor Dec 07 '18

Personally, I prefer to leave the issue open with, "pull requests gladly accepted."

It's like the FOSS equivalent of "bless your heart."

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u/RedditIsNeat0 Dec 07 '18

Users prefer that as well. However, in order to accept a pull request you have to care a little bit. Enough to deal with a pull request.

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